The pack death match!!!

Hearth · Post by **Hearth** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:17 am

Hearth bites his way through Silverpaw, gasping for breath. He flexes his neck, and kicks Silverpaw on the cohones.

Then he picks up a katana amongst several very interesting tools. "Puuulllp Fiiiiictioooon!"

And slashes Scott Gardener across his chest for being late.

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:19 am

*falls back down, then steadies himself lapping at the jim bean around him"
Wooh, a boost

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:09 am

Scott Gardener wrote:Sorry I'm late! I was just posting a comment about werewolf biology, and it took me a few days to finish it.

(I grab a duckie and aim at at Figarou.)

Wait... that's just what he'd expect me to do...

You need "arms" for that.

*holds up Scott's severed arms*

How are you going to toss that duckie, Hmmmm?

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:51 am

*dives on fig and wrestles for arms* Ahuh I got them. *throws them to Scott*
Attack!

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:27 am

Force chokes Silverpaw and runs him through with a lightsaber.

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:05 pm

(grabs arms with legs, and arms re-attach themselves using super-regenerative powers that some werewolves seem to have)

(I pull out a pair of lightsabers, join them end-to-end into a Darth Maul style double blade thingy, and charge at Fang.)

I'll avenge you, Silverpaw!

(vvvvvwooh! vvvvwooooooh! vwooh! krrrrshhhkkk!!!)

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:27 pm

Pulls out another lightsaber *Feirce sparring* *Force jumps over Scott*
*Slice* *Cuts Scotts' hand off*
*Darth Vader voice* "Scott I am your father" *Cuts off Scotts' arms and legs*

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:30 pm

ow!
oooh great now i've been stabbed, i mean what a great morning this is

*pulls out emergency medkit and heals himself*
Yays muchly better,....oooh pretty lights
*pulls outs a dual saber and charges into the small duel slicing at Fangs footpaws* "Slice" Yaaaay i got one

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:35 pm

No! That's impossible! I'll never join you! Oh, wait...

(regenerates missing limbs, and then pulls out a copy of family chart.)

So, "Dad," can you back that up with some paternity testing?

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:16 am

Sure! *Doctor enters with test results* Mr Gardener. Fang is indeed your father.
*Scratches back of head* This is akward. I'm sorry I tried to kill you son.
Want to go see a baseball game? Sox vs. Yankies.

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:31 pm

*runs up behind Fang adn smacks in head with a baseball bat*
Ha Yankees that

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:40 pm

*Bashes Silverpaws' face in* Do you mind? I'm having a father-son moment here! Oh, I'm a Sox fan! Dumba$$!!

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:50 pm

*mumbles and drools slightly on the floor*
ungh,...eh

*grabs leg*
Leg!
*and starts bitting into it*

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:54 pm

Kicks Silverpaw in the pills.

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:56 pm

I dont know what that is and I'm gunna keep it that way

.

*gasps and withered some more* aah damn you
Im gunna go over here now *crawls away*
Damn wheres my med-kit

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:57 pm

*Hit's Fang in the head with a crowbar, gordan freeman style*

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:35 pm

*Pours a vat of Hot oil on Anubis melting his flesh.*
Muwahahahahahahaha!!!

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:39 pm

*Jumps on top of Fang's back and rips the hair of his head.*

(Haha... my necks feeling alot better)

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:49 pm

*Kicks Syzygy off and shoves exploding duckies in his ears.* *Runs for cover* BOOM!!!! How does yor neck feel now PUNK!?

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:46 am

*wanders by and notices Syzgy's neck on the floor and begins poking it"

Uuh ouch
*hurries off in another direction*

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:36 am

Hey Silverpaw! You want some new shoes? Just stand in the tub *Pours cement* The last shoes you'll ever wear. *pushes Silverpaw into river* :gangster:

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:08 am

*Neck is poked and springs back to life, reattaching itself to my head*

My neck feels fine.

*Throws a molotov cocktail at Fang and Silverpaw*

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:16 am

Ahhh*gurgle* I'm burning and in water OMG the pain..
*begins clawing at cement under the water* Zgurrglebuble

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:22 am

Walks in casually head down bells on hat jinglin and raises head exposing a wickedly evil grin

Suddenly jumps into air pulling bombs from pockets already lit throwing them in every direction, laughing krazyily!! (they are stink bombs)

Lukas · Post by **Lukas** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:12 pm

walks in in uniform(USA or german uniform, you decide!) and takes out his officers biniculars and smacks fang with it, screw you father-son moment, we all know you bribed the doctor to lie!