The pack death match!!!

KittyRose · Post by **KittyRose** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:10 pm

*takes a bite and savors the piece*
Mmm, not bad. What is that distinct flavor?

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:30 am

I KILL YOU ALL!

KittyRose · Post by **KittyRose** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:52 am

CumulusProtagonist welcome back.

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:13 am

*Carefully rips the knives out.*

OUCH! Throw a bit harder next time.

*Rips the last knife out of his chest and runs at wolf4life.*

KittyRose · Post by **KittyRose** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:48 am

*while darkest wolf charges, sticks out foot and makes him trip*
Watch your step.

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:10 pm

DOH! *Gets back up and tosses KittyRose's meal to the gound.*

Look at what you did! HE GOT AWAY!!

lol

KittyRose · Post by **KittyRose** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:02 pm

GGRRRR!! I wasn't done with that!!
*grabs a porcupine and hurls it towards darkest wolf, hitting him in the face, quills and all*

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:04 pm

*Shoots bolts of enregy at darkest wolf.*

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:19 pm

*still with ridiculus fake italian accent*
"AY! You a-ruined my Bomba Surprize-a!! I Choppa you up!!"
*Grabs oversised meat cleaver off wall and chases after DW*
"I choppa you good!!"

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:23 pm

*shoots Zombie with a ballistic knife*
*boots darkest wolf in the face*

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:52 pm

*plucks knife out, and throws the oversized mat cleaver at RW`s Avatar, cutting the hand ~Clean off~ and grabs the .44*
"You have to ask yourself, did he fire 3247 shots, ot did he fire 3248? The question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"

*Shoots RW with the Shmidt & Weston .44 Magnum Duckvolver.* :toxicduckie:

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:57 pm

Zombie wrote:*plucks knife out, and throws the oversized mat cleaver at RW`s Avatar, cutting the hand ~Clean off~ and grabs the .44*
"You have to ask yourself, did he fire 3247 shots, ot did he fire 3248? The question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"

*Shoots DW with the Shmidt & Weston .44 Magnum Duckvolver.*

Nobody misquotes Dirty Harry so shamelessly!

*pulls out a revolver*

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' I have to tell you, in all the commotion, I kinda lost track myself, so you gotta ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

*puts away revolver since firearms are against the rules, but pulls out an axe and chops up Zombie*

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:23 pm

See "Loaded Weapon".

*sutures self back together*
"Now YOU get a Bomba Surprise!"
*Throws dessert at RW*
"Surprize! Its a Bomba!!"
Dessert explodes, covering RW in a chocolate cream filling. Said filling attracts Army Ants, Army Ants eat filling and RW along with it*

*Continues firing the Duckvolver at anyonr else who attacks him or spills dessert tray*

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:25 pm

*Tears out quills, puts ice on his face, and waits for the electric charage to dissapate.*

Ow...

*Picks up one of Zombie's meat cleavers.*

Who kicked me in the face?

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:29 pm

DUCK ASSAULT!!!

:duckbomb2:

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:19 am

*looks at DW*, waving Duckvolver around wildly*
"It was him over there!"
*points at mostly-eaten, ant-covered RW skeleton, them bolows its head off with one well placed Duckvolver duckie*

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:22 am

*Hefts cleaver.*

I hate witnesses, thanks though!

*Tosses cleaver into Zombie's head then sets off for ravaged_warrior.*

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:45 am

*sounding WAYYY too much like Bill Moseley*
"You dented my plate! Get `em Leatherface! Get `em Bubba!!"
*Maniac with chainsaw runs wildly after DW*
"Uh, at least he diddnt mess me up." *laughs insanely*

wolf4life · Post by **wolf4life** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:03 pm

*watches fight while eating popcorn*

THIS IS A GOOD SHOW!

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:14 am

~still sounding too much like the Moseley~
"Time for incoming mail!!!"
*bashes DWs skull in with hammer, while giggling insanely*
"Music is my life!!!"

KittyRose · Post by **KittyRose** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:36 am

*unleashes her claws and pounces on DW, attacking him with all her might*

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:45 am

*blood splatters into W4L`s popcorn*

"Cornbugs!!"

wolf4life · Post by **wolf4life** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:21 pm

eww....

*throws popcorn away and gets bon bons* YAH!

Lukas · Post by **Lukas** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:24 pm

*smacks DW* thought id join in

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:47 pm

OW! OW!

*Activates detonator.*

Goodbye, ya'll!

Beep...beep...beep...