THE PACK Message Boards

I started this because the other one came to an unfortunate stand still it seems


I wish I was a magician..

i turn you into an magician and wishes you would turn me in to a wolf

Granted I turn you into a wolf, but you are caught and put in a zoo and in a cage with little room to run about and you become sad an depressed. The other wolves in there attack you daily and you feel alone..Sorry


I wish that it would rain more..

Granted! Here comes another hurricane. And it floods the entire bottom half of the US. No more Florida or Texas!

I wish someone would move all my stuff into the new house for me.

(Nice one Moonkit )


Granted you stuff is moved for you but almost everything is damaged during move and your set of autographed baseball card seem to be missing. Too bad you wanted to hire cheap movers


I wish I had some pizza..

Granted, but after eating said pizza you die after your heart stops from teh cheesy goodness.

I wish I was a real honest to god good looking werewolf.

Granted but now your part of a freakshow or traveling circus. They look you up in a cage and you live there for th rest of your life...

I wish to be a billionare..

Wish granted! The economy crashes, the U.S. racks up enormous debts (I know you live here in the U.S.), and the government prints enormous amounts of money in order to pay off foreign creditors. This produces a massive inflation, tantamount to what happened in Germany during the Great Depression. A million dollars can't buy a loaf of bread, and we all wallpaper our houses with $100 bills. You're a billionaire, and so is everyone else here.

I wish to be rich enough to retire today for the rest of my life. (I'm avoiding specific amounts because of the logic of the wish above.)

Ganted, you are rich enough to retire for the rest of you life. infact, you could retire and live out you life and still have money left over. Why/ Becasue the rest of your life ended when you got hit by a bus the same instant I said "granted".

I wish, I wish, I had a fisch.

Granted. Your mood makes you feel on top of the world and you pride makes people sick so they keep far away from you including your family. Now you are sad again and alone.

I wish I could fly..

Granted, You now have wax wings, but you fly to close to the sun, the wings melt a nd you fall to your death.

I wish i had a ime machine.

Granted, but a sudden death of ur loved one occures and you waste your and your life time trying to save him.

I wish I could sell $300 of art i have laying aroudn my room that didnt sell at my art show.

granted but on your way to deposite the money in the bank you crash your car and it costs 1000 dollars to repair............


I wish i was in alaska right now..........

Granted, you freeze to death in the cold alaskan wilderness

I wish I was an american citizen

Granted, but on your way from the office you get into a fight and have to be hospitailzed for 6 weeks on american soil but unable to go anywhere.

I wish I could control my violent urges

(being as this one appears so hard i will currupt my own wish )

Granted, but it requires a straight jacket.
"Some morning's its just not worth it to chew through the leather straps" xD

I wish I was in Germany for Christmas!

granted, you know have gone back in time to nazi germany to join the fuher, start practicing your heiling!
i wish you guys would stop taking wishes from teh first curropt wish game and think of new ones

(Nazi no scare me ;P WW2 Enthusiast)

Granted, however then the original Currupted Wish Game erodes your mind, leaving you confused about who's is who's wish and where the originated from, in your confusion you mouth off to a Mod who boots you off the Pack.

I wish I had a lemon =^^=

(you think your a ww2 buff? then you never faced me in ww2 triva)
granted, but teh lemon is louged in your throat and you die
i wish for nothing

(no buff, just enthusiast)
Granted, your wish for Nothing appears on your door step and quickly consumes your house and all of its contents, leaving you all alone.

I wish death liked lemon juice, that way we could have lemonaid together =^^= (beings as my death is oh-so apparent)

You suddenly turn into a glass of lemonjuice, and death drinks.

I wish that I could become a werewolf superhero. (why not?)

granted!

You save the lives of countless millions! However, since you are a werewolf, you are misunderstood and countless trillions hunt you down to do scientific experiments on you!


I wish I discovered a planet populated by wolf-people.

Done. They eat you.

I wish that the entire universe was in peace.

Granted now nothing has a purpose anymore. And since the properties of all sub-atomic cease to exist as they were meant to be since they are no longer have to counter-act one another, the whole concept of existance ceases to exist. (Thank goodness for parrallel universes! *hops on parrallel universe*)

I wishfully wish that all wishes are wishfully washed in my wishy washer. (curtesy of the previous currupted wish thread)

Done. You can't wish anymore.

I wish to be able to wish.