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(Am I the only one who is finding this two-sided?)

Granted as soon as Microsoft finds out about that wish, they found out you were running modified code and placed you into "the slammer" with me as a next-door neighbor.

I wishfully ask to guest-star on prisonbreak. I love that show. <3

(Indeed. Perhaps we should PM it...)
Granted. You suddenly appear in the middle of the show, unintentionally attacked by a bunch of actor convicts.
Once they realize that you're an actual con, they send you back to prison.

I wish that I was able to get out of prison legally and alive.

granted, but you agree to give me the 10bagillion dollers i ow psi for blowing up his house, good thing he spelled my name wrong so i can douge his calls
i wish you guys would make a wish instead

Granted, I now keep it in my pocket and you can't have it.
Not even for 10 bajillion dollars!


I wishfully ask to stop the insanity of not being able to wish and start wishing for once!

Granted. I shall not reply for a week.

I wish that I didn't reply for a week.

Granted. You don't reply for a week and the forum site gets moved. Too bad you can never find it again.

I wish I never got headaches or any other ache.

Granted. Now instead... you go blind.

I wish I had something better to do than wander around forum games

Granted... you become addicted to drugs like crack and cocaine so you rather not spend any time in a forum game.

I wish that I'd get my assosiates degree in I.T. Tech.

Granted but as soon as you receive the degree a dog attacks you it and eats it.


I wish I wasn't so lazy and pessimestic. (spelled that wrong ><)

deruty wrote:Granted but as soon as you receive the degree a dog attacks you it and eats it.


I wish I wasn't so lazy and pessimestic. (spelled that wrong ><)

Granted now your a busy body and haven't time for family or friends. So now your all alone..

I wish that I didn't have the sniffles

Granted.

*plugs Teh_DarkJokerWolf's nose with corks*


I wish sleep sheep creeps jeeps.


heh...

Granted, you go to bed, you count sheep, but it's not in your imaginatoin, and just as you're dozing off The sheep walk all over you, the creeps are breathing down yur neck as you try to sleep, and just as you think it's over A jeep crashes through your beedroom leaing you in a bloody heap beside what was your bed


I wish I was having fun

Granted, you're now having very much fun. Bad side that it's actually only a drug-addicted illusion.

I wish I were a werefox. (*insert very big maniacal grin here*)

Granted, you are a werefox on a dissection table!

I wish I wasn't a "noob" at gaming.

(Week's up. Or close enough. )
Granted. You successfully beat every person you come across, to the point where they become disgusted, and noone will game with you.

I wish that I didn't have to be psychic.

GRANTED!! You not pyschic..As a matter of fact you know nothing...You feel nothing. You are now like the living dead an people fear you an want to destroy you!! Shouldn't stayed the way ya were


I wish I had some chicken

Granted. [OH MY DEAR GOD censored]

I wish that I had a personal library.

Granted however every book in the library is associated with dragons and llamas

I wish I were a dragon (rawr)

Granted. You are a dragon beside the were fox dead upon the dissection table.


I want a WII NOW!!!

Granted. You steal one, and get locked away for it.

I wish that I could control electricity.
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deruty wrote:Granted however every book in the library is associated with dragons and llamas

This is a bad thing?

Granted but everything you touch shocks you.

I wish I wasn't dead on a dissection table & free in the wild

granted your in the wild lying alive strapped on an dissection table in a free dissection clinic about to be cut open and examined..



i wish i wasnt bored right now..

Granted. You are now in the middle of a huge battle from one of the following movies: Starship Troopers, Saving Private Ryan, or Lord of the Rings. However you find that your chance of surviving with only the clothes on your back very....small

I wish my previous one except no dissection table please! or any table or restraining chair or device....including cages.....

Granted. You find a den site an take a nap. Suddenly the earth rumbles as an earthquake begins. THe ground breaks open under your feet an you plument deep into the earth. As the quake ends the ground begins to close up traping you underground forever. Sorry heh no longer free

I wish money grew on trees

Granted, but before anyone can take any money from the tree a plague of foreign tree beetles infect the tree and kill it and all of its kind.

I wish that.....I had a magic lamp