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Granted.....Its previously used. (Meaning....no genie is inside.)


I wish, this wish I'm making, is not granted.

Granted yet in doing so you created a void in the Time Space Continuum and Hitler now rules the world

I wish for a very shinny nickle

Granted.

Spits on the nickel an hands it to you dripping with drool. Hey you asked for it


I wish that I was a well known painter

Granted. You are pestered by insanely fanatical fans for the rest of your natural and unnatural life.

I wish that I was able to properly write out my stories.

Granted. Infact your stories are so well written they come to life and the characters that die come out and hunt you down.

I wish I was in Canada

Granted. You move to the place where the nuke will land.

I wish that I could do whatever I wish, however I wish it, in the way that I would like it done.

Granted. Of course, when everything works out as expected, life gets really boring. After conquering the world, engineering your own race of werewolf people and making movie after movie about your awesomeness, you finally complain to one of your friends that you feel like you're in Hell, to which he responds: "Oh good, you've finally figured it out."

I wish George W. Bush talked out of his a** and farted out of his mouth.

Granted, he pukes all over your suit.

I wish that I have an unlimited number of wishes.

you got it *poof*
you have unlimited wishes.....but you didn't say anything about those wishes being granted! so you wish and wish infinitely, but never get your wishes granted! the wishes pile up in your brain and it swells your skull to the size of tahiti and you can't move. your brain takes up so much blood that the rest of you is pretty much useless and shrivels away, turning you into the giant brain. you terrorize the world in a plot right out of a crappy B-movie for a few days, then get exploded by an injection of a 'science liquid' developed by doctor M. T. Head. you die a painful, pathetically predictable death.

i wish that the next person to post will post all the emoticons in the Pack's emote library, in alphabetical order according to the tags used to put them in a reply.

Granted, however, people wait until after you die to do it.

I wish that my wishes would stop being corrupted...

granted, you wishes are no longer corrupted. everyone gets jealous and kill you various ways.

i wish for cheese, glorious cheese!

Granted, it gets stuck in your intestines and rots away. Then your stomach explodes!

I wish, I wish, I wish that I was an invincable fish!

Granted. But you we have washed up on shore some how and now suffer as the sun bakes your skin, but never kills you.

I wish that I had wings

Your wish is Granted. You now have a set of lead wings that span 800 yards. Let's see you fly in those!

I wish for the remainder of my wishes to be enacted according to my intentions therefore, creating the ultimate "fool proof" wish that is existent in a corrupted wish thread.

You wish is unvaild and you suffer the rest of your miserable little life.

I wish that for an uncorruptable wish.

Granted however the wish you recieved was stolen and used for ....uhm.... cleaning your socks....thus wasting it


I wish I could fly.....w/ lead wings

Granted. Your lead wings melt, and you fall.

I wish that I didn't have trouble focusing.

Granted! You now have no eyes! errr and brain



I wish I had a smiley

Granted, but since you didn't wish for a specific smiley, a ton of them are sent to you, filling your board up with spam.

I wish that Paris Hilton will admit she has no talent what so ever.

Granted. The fact that it takes no talent to become as popular as Paris Hilton means that it is only a matter of time before I become ruler of the world. Resistance is futile.

I wish I knew why my previous wish failed since that did not go according to my intentions.

Granted. You've become enlightened with the knowledge of the universe, including why your wish didn't work, however the knowledge was too great and your head too small and you EXPLODE!

I wish for a mop and bucket full of water to clean up whats left of PsiGuy

Granted, but you accidentally ingest some of the poisonous fumes from the water.

I wish that I was a fish!

Granted A shark lands on top of you, crushing you to death, and the shark itself dies because it's out of water

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish

Granted. You didn't kill the fish, rather it some how gets a hold of your arm an you get a deadly infection that slowly takes over your body leaving you in terrible pain until you finally croak..

I wish I could fly

Granted, however the high dose of hallucinogenic drugs kills you.

I wish that I could live forever!