Hm...
First in my class here at MIT (Not yet...)
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D (Yes)
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. (Never heard of him)
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea (Yes)
My rims never spin, to the contrary (True)
You'll find that they're quite stationary (True)
All of my action figures are cherry (Don't have any...)
Stephen Hawking's in my library (True)
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out (Only got it just recently)
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces (See previous)
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places (Yep)
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces (Nope)
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise (Yep)
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days (Yep)
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed (Yep)
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze (I do blazing, and it has nothing to do with typing
)
There's no killer app I haven't run (run) (Yep)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one) (Nearly)
Do vector calculus just for fun (Yep)
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?) (Yep)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song (Hell, no)
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong (Yep)
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on (True)
I'm fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon (Yep)
Here's the part I sing on...
You see me roll on my Segway (Yep)
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics (Yep)
You know I collect 'em (Nope)
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them (Says who? Get good pens)
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored (Yep)
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media (Yep)
I edit Wikipedia (Heck yes. Some of the idiots there...)
I memorized Holy Grail really well (Yep)
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L (Yep)
I got a business doing websites (websites) (Yep)
When my friends need some code, who do they call? (Yep)
I do HTML for 'em all (Yep)
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo (Yep)
I got myself a fanny pack (Yep)
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap (Yep)
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap (Kinky...)
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky (...but no.)
I'm nerdy in the extreme and (Yep)
Whiter than sour cream (If you add a bit of WW...)
I was in AV club and glee club (Yep)
And even the chess team (Yep)
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?" (Yep)
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair (Yep)
Got my name on my underwear (No. Just...no.)
They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
Will, in that case, I'm about 90% White and Nerdy.
Which I guess explains why Im dating a computer programmer.
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