Is this the right answer?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:43 am

pink

Where did the phrase. "Put a tiger in your tank" come from?

*stuffs Terastas in gas tank*

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:54 am

From the germans using bengal tigers as effective peices of artillery

Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop, and who put the ram in the ramalamadingdon?

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:43 pm

The moogles did.

Kupo?

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:07 pm

No Kupo. *Snips off the head pom-pom, and moogle bleeds to death.*

Was that wrong of me?

wicked_wolf_heart · Post by **wicked_wolf_heart** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:42 pm

Probably.

can you say six silly santas sardonic slaves 10 times fast?

lupine · Post by **lupine** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:40 am

Only when I'm asleep. but only 9 times really fast!

How Big was the Big Lebowski?

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:46 pm

Bigger than Jesus.

What is growing in Figarou's armpits?

Lukas · Post by **Lukas** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:54 pm

the bubanic plague
you know what the bubanic plague is right?

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:05 pm

A flesh eating virus that attacks only duckies.

How did Figarou become afflicted with a duckie virus?

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:11 pm

He tried to toss a dove and was thus smited for running out of duckies.

Was there an extra ducky in his armpit?

wicked_wolf_heart · Post by **wicked_wolf_heart** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:40 pm

Thats probably it, although quite disturbing.

Are we sure he isn't part were-duckie??? O.o

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:54 pm

You never know...

Alright here's a little question not relating to members...

There are three light switches that control the three lights in a basement. You must find out which one each switch belongs to. The switches from left to right do not correspond to their respectful lightbulb. You can only visit the basement once. How do you figure which one is which?

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:38 pm

Say "screw it" and take the flashlight. Sue the electrician later.

How many human heads has Judge Judy bit off?

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:45 am

Millions, more than half of them aren't on record.

How many fights has Jerry Springer started?

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Oh and for those who wanted to know the answer *rolls eyes.* You turn on the first switch and leave it on for several hours. You repeat the process two more times. The first one you turned on will be the coolest, the last one the warmest and the second one somewhere in between.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:18 am

42.

Where's Waldo?

Lukas · Post by **Lukas** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:35 pm

waldo is in waldo world doh!
and dont you think an easier question whould be to turn on the switchs on at a time and see which one turn on?

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:59 pm

That last sentence was definately, positively, written in a tense that sounded like a question.

Sarcasm is fun. Who's the most Sarcastic person in the world?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:59 am

Yours truly.

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:40 am

By giving it to dogbert (Though it may come back a little stronger than stun)
Who's the biggest dork here?

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:09 pm

Z.

Who's the biggest nintendo fanboy here?

FoxOfWar · Post by **FoxOfWar** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:02 am

Nobody.

Who ate my pencil sharpener this time? (Seeing as I always manage to lose it somewhere...)

wicked_wolf_heart · Post by **wicked_wolf_heart** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:45 am

*shifty eyes* not I.....

Who here has The Cursed Monkey Toes???

Miragh · Post by **Miragh** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:07 am

Kirk has!

Why are those christian holidays so freakin' foolish! (no offence.. ok, maybe a little offence :b)

wicked_wolf_heart · Post by **wicked_wolf_heart** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:40 pm

Because I'm Wiccan.

Apple or Cherries?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:00 pm

oranges!!

Would you like an apple pie with that?