Duckie Madness (whipped cream accepted)

[Kzinistzerg]

You guys wanna throw duckies? Eat whipped cream? Do it here!

*sets up duckie-factory 2000*

Free duckies for all! *Lobs a few duckies in random directions*

[Set]

Whipped cream! *grabs two cans and squirts some in her mouth* Whipped cream...duckie!

[Scott Gardener]

The ground rumbles and shakes as a form looms from the edge of the horizon. As it closes in, its shadow covers the land as it blocks out the light of the sun. Day becomes dusk. Overhead, in the twilight sky, clouds billow against the torrential forces as a form in the sky looms, so massive that the tides themselves are altered and exaggerated into a torrential force.

Sparks illuminate from the great dreadnaught, which are soon followed by a torrential rain of glowing bolts and cinders, which burst open into a violent downpour of mallards, white-crested, and more than a dozen other forms, both known and unknown, of water fowl.

Before you crashes a crystalline object, fallen from the sky. It opens, and a lycanthropic form emerges, its teeth sharp and its eyes glaring. In its hands is an unfamiliar four-pointed apparatus, a weapon it directs at you. And in the following instant you are enveloped by a spray of organic fibers, as the creature's mouth hangs open with mocking enthusiasm.

You've been silly-stringed.

[Figarou]

Before you crashes a crystalline object, fallen from the sky. It opens, and a lycanthropic form emerges, its teeth sharp and its eyes glaring. In its hands is an unfamiliar four-pointed apparatus, a weapon it directs at you. And in the following instant you are enveloped by a spray of organic fibers, as the creature's mouth hangs open with mocking enthusiasm.

Heh, must be talking about me!!

MUWA HA HA HA!!!

Let the tossing begin!!!

[Xodiac]

((Throws whipped cream frozen and carved into duckie shapes. More effecient than throwing them seperately.))

[Aki]

The ground rumbles and shakes as a form looms from the edge of the horizon. As it closes in, its shadow covers the land as it blocks out the light of the sun. Day becomes dusk. Overhead, in the twilight sky, clouds billow against the torrential forces as a form in the sky looms, so massive that the tides themselves are altered and exaggerated into a torrential force.

Sparks illuminate from the great dreadnaught, which are soon followed by a torrential rain of glowing bolts and cinders, which burst open into a violent downpour of mallards, white-crested, and more than a dozen other forms, both known and unknown, of water fowl.

Before you crashes a crystalline object, fallen from the sky. It opens, and a lycanthropic form emerges, its teeth sharp and its eyes glaring. In its hands is an unfamiliar four-pointed apparatus, a weapon it directs at you. And in the following instant you are enveloped by a spray of organic fibers, as the creature's mouth hangs open with mocking enthusiasm.

You've been silly-stringed.

*pulls out rocket launcher looking weapon*

Eat Duckie.

*Fires weapon, unleashing several rocket-propelled-duckies (RPD) at the Lycanthropic form wit hthe silly string*

[Bete]

Figarou, you are way too funny, it's like mass chaos in your post (three above this one), too funny.

[Figarou]

*pulls out rocket launcher looking weapon*

Eat Duckie.

Don't say that in front of Shadowblaze. She acutally eats the duckies!!

*Fires weapon, unleashing several rocket-propelled-duckies (RPD) at the Lycanthropic form wit hthe silly string*

silly string? Its silly puddy C4 explosive, you silly!!

*shapes the silly puddy C4 explosive into a duckie and tosses it at Aki*

[Aki]

Better get some protection...

*puts on helmet*

*dodges duckies*

*fires poisoned duckies back*

Bwhaha!

[Kzinistzerg]

*lands on and eats duckies*
* shifts into twelve foot long puple-and-black weretiger form*

[Darkmoon]

*Pulls out a lawn chair and sits down to watch*

[Aki]

*Pulls out a lawn chair and sits down to watch*

*fires explosive duckies at lawn chair*

Bwhaha!

[Kzinistzerg]

*jumps up, eats the duckie, and then vomits it at darkmoon*

[Darkmoon]

*Howls and jumps around trying to put out her tail that caught on fire. Growling she grabs two whipped cream filled duckies, loads them into her portable duck launcher 3010.7, and chucks them at Shadowblaze and Aki *

[Darth Canis]

*Force lightning* MMMMM flying fried duckies

[Aki]

*Fires counter-duckies, which collide with the whipped cream filled ones and explode*

EEp, out of duckies..

*flees!*

[Darkmoon]

*Yelps and gives chase, gaining on Arki and spraying with one can of silly string, and one can of whipped cream!*

Now you have sticky fur! *evil laugh*

[Scott Gardener]

(Dodges aside, bends down, drops onto all fours and runs over to one side. Stands up, only to drop down and avoid another volley of water fowl. Drops again, shifting to all fours, darts about.)

Hey, everyone! I'm ducking!

[Silverfang]

eep

*Is pelted from all directions wwith duckies*

[silverpaw]

HELL YEAH *joins the madness by randomly filling a ducky cannon and shooting randomly hitting unseen wolves* "AHAHAHAHA FELL MY WRAITH" * *dives atop stott gardener and sprayes with wipp cream and pelts with duckies*
you aint dodging no more *gets hit in side of head with duckie*

[Figarou]

*Figarou creates an army of cyborg duckie destroyers*





Heh, you can't hit me with duckies!!! They never miss!!

Muwa ha ha ha!!

[Baphnedia]

Speaks in Robot:

Claatu Berada Nicto

*lobs silly string grenade at the robots*

[Figarou]

Speaks in Robot:

Claatu Berada Nicto

*lobs silly string grenade at the robots*

*robot/cyborg destroys silly string grenade.*


*Figarou thanks robot*


Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am- (secret secret-I've got a secret!)

machine or mannequin


Lyrics by STYX

[Aki]

*Yelps and gives chase, gaining on Arki and spraying with one can of silly string, and one can of whipped cream!*

Now you have sticky fur! *evil laugh*

*Jumps on Darkmoon and smears the stickyness on him/her*

*grabs cans and runs off*

*fires cans at robots, gunking one up with both whipped cream and silly string*

Bwhaha!

[Figarou]

*fires cans at robots, gunking one up with both whipped cream and silly string*

Bwhaha!

*Other robots/cyborgs zap Aki on the tail making it catch on fire*


*Figarou helps put out the flames*