You get your wish; the very next day, on your door-step: one Krypto the Superdog, mailed super-first-class. And boy, are you proud!Terastas wrote:I wish I was the proud owner of Krypto the Superdog.
But the owner of a superdog has super-responsibilities. You need super-toys, and superdog-food, and don't forget the super-pooper-scooper! You can't afford all this, on your not-so-super budget. But you own a superdog, and boy, are you proud!
You can't play with your superdog--you're just not super enough. Nor can you discipline or chastise--he couldn't care a less. In fact, you're pretty much superfluous. But you own a superdog, and boy, are you proud!
Your superdog, not getting the attention he needs, falls to life on the streets, as Kryptizzle the Superdawg, poodle-pimp extraordinaire. Eventually, having spent so much time in a bad environment, he slowly starts doing super-bad-deeds. Just one or two, here and there... I'm sure he could stop, whenever he feels like it. But super-bad-deeds are super-addictive. And before you know it, he's a super-hardened criminal... But you own a superdog, and boy, are you proud!
I wish I didn't procrastinate so much
-- Vilkacis