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Granted! You ruin the game and everyone on the forum stops talking to you. Word leavs the internet and you become known as the guy that ruined that game. Needless to say everyone on earth stops talking to you and you die the lonliest man on earth.


I wish I was super rich.

Granted! Bill gates breaks down your door and beats you to death for taking all of his money and his multibillion dollar business.

I wish that I got an new video ipod!

Anubis wrote:
I wish that I got an new video ipod!

I just bought one with like a weeks pay It's so shiney and new MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

granted. the new video die-pod sucks your guts out until you die...


i wish the eragon movie would come out sooner than december 15...

Granted! but it's just some guy in a bad dragon suit *cough* BARNY! *cough* if only they had more time to make it.

I wish Richard Dean Anderson came back to Stargate SG-1!!!

Anubis wrote:Granted! but it's just some guy in a bad dragon suit *cough* BARNY! *cough* if only they had more time to make it.

I wish Richard Dean Anderson came back to Stargate SG-1!!!

WISH GRANTED! He shall return for one episode this season.

I wish Fenrir had wished for something.

Fine I wish I had a Tardis.

Wish granted. You now have your own Time And Relative Dimension In Space apparatus, cleverly disguised as an old British call box. You take it on a number of great adventures.

Then, one day 40,000 years from now, you step out on a merry little adventure, only to discover that the local population seems to be subject to some kind of mind control. You try to intervene, but soon learn that the villains behind it are a race of beings known as the "Daleks." Trying to find them, you come upon something that resembles a salt shaker, that in a disturbing metallic voice insists that you must be EX TER MI NATED IM E DI ATE LY. It chases you with a plunger and a gun that resembles an egg beater, and seems to think you're the latest incarnation of a certain Doctor. You then find out it's got friends--and lots of them. They corner you, probe your mind, and learn you're not the Doctor, but by then, they've taken your brain apart, leaving only a demented, babbling ruin.

OK, I wish for peace in the Middle East.

Granted!


However, this is only achieved after they blow each other up with nukes. Radioactive fallout is spread over the planet.


I wish it wasn't so hot during the day.

Granted.

Its now hot at night.


I wish whoever corupts this wish does it with only 2 words.

Granted

Game over.

I wish I had AN $800,000,000 ocean liner called Poseidon.

granted

Ex-wife now has it. (Key word "had.")


I wish whoever corrupts this wish, uses ancient egyptian hieroglyphics instead of english text.

Translation: Granted! Figarou will die from the bird flu!!!

I wish that hydrogen fuel cell cars replaced the gasoline fueled polluters that we use on a daily basis.

granted, you die die of too much exhaust fumes...

i wish i could get a girl, who is nice, cute, and likes me for who i am...

granted.

She accidently makes you fall of a cliff during your first date.

I wish I had as many wishes as I can possibly wish to wish for!

wish washy!wish washy!wish washy!wish washy! WOO!

psiguy wrote:granted.

She accidently makes you fall of a cliff during your first date.

I wish I had as many wishes as I can possibly wish to wish for!

wish washy!wish washy!wish washy!wish washy! WOO!

Granted. You now have 0 wishes.


I wish my router had more memory.

To Figarou, Someone obviously didn't see the movie Poseidon.

Granted your router now takes it's memory from you and now you can't remember how to use the computer.

(Let's try this again) I wish I have in my possesion THE $800,000,000 ocean liner Poseidon.

Fang wrote:To Figarou, Someone obviously didn't see the movie Poseidon.

Granted your router now takes it's memory from you and now you can't remember how to use the computer.

(Let's try this again) I wish I have in my possesion THE $800,000,000 ocean liner Poseidon.

Granted it is now at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean but still under your ownership.

I wish I knew what happened to Captain Jack (the one from Doc Who)

... Granted! He now stalks you with a vengance since the wish you granted almost killed him.


I wish I knew how many wishes I could wishfully wish of.

Wishy washy!Wishy washy!Wishy washy!Wishy washy! WOO!

i wish i was a werewolf like the one in freeborn/Lycanthrope and if i didnt like it i could talior it to my liking, and that nothing bad would happen to me



HA

geekboy1500 wrote:i wish i was a werewolf like the one in freeborn/Lycanthrope and if i didnt like it i could talior it to my liking, and that nothing bad would happen to me



HA

Wish granted with photoshop amazing you can become a werewolf and nothing bad will happen to you.


I wish that The UK wouldn't join the EU. Just because I want them to keep the Quid.

Granted The UK goes to war against th EU instead of finding a diplomatic solution.

I wish I had the Poseidon insured.

Fang wrote:To Figarou, Someone obviously didn't see the movie Poseidon.

Yes I have.

I've seen.....

The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

and

Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (1979)

Figarou wrote:Its now hot at night.

How is this any different than normal?