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Anubis wrote:that makes no sense!

Granted! your wish is NOT granted........ i think

Yes it did. I didn't want my wish to be granted.

Thanks for ruining it.

Figarou, I grant your wish that you never wished of. (because you forget, so don't forget next time) You are now wearing a tutu and pink ballerina slippers!

I wish for a 1Up.

Granted, but an old terrified lady sprays you in the face with spiderspary whilst your climbimg on her wall.

I wish for a giant,...giant

granted. But he doesn't see you there and.... splat! Your entrails decorate his feet. EWWWWWW!!!!!


I wishfully wish that he didn't wish that wish.

Done, he never wished that, therefore you never replied and made your wish to begin with so your wish becomes null and void and he wishes that anyway.

I wish that I had the ability to write like C.S. Lewis.

PariahPoet wrote:I wish that I had the ability to write like C.S. Lewis.

And now you can!

A little too much.

Your writings are so similiar to C.S. Lewis', that they are deemed as long lost teasures of his that he was never able to publish, and you are scorned as a fraud when you tried to claim them as yours.

I wish a was a very beautiful Queen of the World.

(And let me stress the "very beautiful" part.)

Granted! and like Maria Antoinette, the way of the guillotine!!

I wish that I'm the god of the werewolves!! One worshiped by thousands of lycanthropes and i have a harem of countless STD free beautiful women.

((me, at my rare ego trips ))

ew but

Granted your harem angers too many fathers and they descide to abandon their god and you cease to exsist

I wish that I had a tv that could play the newest episodes of whatever show i wanted

Granted, but one week after buying said TV (for everything you have) it blows due to an erratic power surge.

I wish I could star in a blockbuster movie.

granted, you are sucked into an alternate universe of the movie "Pirates of the Carribean: dead man's chest." And at the near end, you sink with the black pearl.


I wishfully wish that Figarou had my wish washer so that his wishes can be washed. LOL.

Granted, but it had broke down just before Figarou wasgonna give it back. He decided he'd fix it instead of giving you broken wish washer, so he did. Unknown to you, he fixed wrong and now it just increased the dirtyness of wishes. You didn't find this out thought untill you decided to wash a particularly dirty wish. when the buzzer went off andyou opened the door, A giant Demon jumped out and ate your face. you scream "AH, my face."Before it leaves, rampaging until either aman with a chainsaw for a hand or a man in a fedora defeat it, while lay on our laundry room floor without a face. fun, yes.

I wish my vowles wouldn't work.

Granted.

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I wish that, when Neverwinter Nights 2 comes out, I'll have enough money by then to get it.

Granted, But in order to get the money you rob a bank, no sooner do you get home when the cops burst in and cuff you.

I wish i could be with stryker

Granted. Though I can't imagine why you'd want to meet face to face a character from Mortal Kombat seeing as someone inevitably always gets decapitated. You won't last five minutes in that crowd.

I wish Nightwish was mainstream America and Ashley Simpson was the obscure Russian performer.

GRANTED! But then they both die in a horribly funny accident! So no help in your wish!

I WISH I WAS A WOLF!

Granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to wish for an end to Alaskan aerial wolf hunting beforehand. Alas, we knew yea' well.

I wish casting for Last Comic Standing was in the summer, when I could stand in a line all night without freezing my whiskers off.

Granted. Instead, you get rejected due to sunburn.

I wish for universal peace.

Granted. The Big Crunch commences and all hostility in the world ends.

I wish idiots didn't always agree with each other and/or travel as one.

Granted, but now all of them is taking a different side and their collective idiocy overwhelms all rational thought and all of human society collapses into chaos.

I wish I had a reset button that worked with real life.

Granted. The first time you press it, however, you black out and wake up as one of a million sperm again. I hope you remember the directions you took the first time around, because you're going to have to be the first one out of a million there all over again.

I wish everyone here at the Pack could just get along.

Granted. The universe implodes.

I wish I couldn't be burned due to food.

Granted, but as you are eating that hot meal, the stove used to cook it lights your house on fire, burning you to a crisp. Hey, at least the food didn't burn you!

I wish my homework would do itself.

Granted, now it does it's self, turns it's self in and gets the credit, you live you life in SHAME!!!!!

I wish my work would just stop messing with my time card.

Blue-eyes in the dark wrote:I wish my work would just stop messing with my time card.

Granted, your work stops messing with your time card and now messes with everything else in your life.

I wish my cat had a orange tail.

(try and mess that one up )

Your cat's tail is severed by a falling orange paint can.

I wish I were immortal.