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Granted, but ur body still weathers away with time.

I wish i could summon any food i wanted.

You summon a cook book with all the food you could ever want in it, but you get a horrible series of paper cuts and bleed to death.

I wish i wished, i wish i wished, i wish i wished, i wish i wished, i wish i wished i wished to know what to wish for.

Beat that... if you can understant it...

You now know what to wish for but you have used up your wish.

I wish i never wished this wish.

In never having wished not to make that wish, you have prevented yourself from unwishing the wish, therefore the wish is unwished and as such commences, thus canceling itself. Long story short, you have just created a paradox which traps you in a timeloop indefinitely.

I wish I could change the color of my urine.

Your urine turns to blue and you lose your job, spouse and friends and become an hero.

I wish I had a mansion.

Granted, but you own it like the women from Resident Evil.

I wish I had every game form everysystem in the world made and to be made.

Now you do, but you had to sell on the concoles to buy them, so now you have nothing to play them on...

I wish Irish Wolf would do a jig in a too-too for figuring out my wish...

Irish Wolf does a jig (*cough*racist*cough* jk), but "accidently" kicks u in the face.

i wish i could fly and breath without oxygen.

~Black~Eyed~Angel~ wrote:Irish Wolf does a jig (*cough*racist*cough* jk), but "accidently" kicks u in the face.

i wish i could fly and breath without oxygen.

You can breath without oxygen and you can fly, but you accidently get pulled into the gravity of a planet way out in space and crash land...

and what does jk mean anyway? I'm not exactly good at the abbrivations... so either that's Jerk... or that's joke... which one is it?

Oh, and i'm wishing this game would continue...

The game has kicked you off because it says it wishes to continue with out you.....
WerewolfKeeper3 forever.

I wish the Pack was blessed by God with good things that can't go wrong for eternity. (Can't beat God's blessing)

Granted, unfortunately today's opposite day, yer so screwed....


I wish for my wish to not be granted.

your wish has granted though it never exsisted you realize the wish oyu just wasted could have been used for so many things for the good of all or yourself the possibilities and the thought of all you had lost in the one foolish moment slowly drives you to insanity till you are put into an insane asylum. where you sit and think of ways to end your now miserable life till one day you drown yourself in your own urine which is unfortunate for you

i wish my brothers and sister to have a life of happiness and few sorrows

Granted, but they become as happy as spongebob and annoy the hell out of you.

I wish i was the richest person in the world.

Granted.

The entire world becomes communistic -- You're now the rishest person in the world, but so is everyone else.

I wish I never had to sleep.

granted you never sleep but they later create a machine that brings your innermost fantasies and dreams but can only be used in your sleep ..... you go insane from lack of sleep and lust to join in on your greastest fantasy

i wish i could fully undertand anything (any book any text any story person or knowledge) i wanted to

Now you do... but your brain swells with the knowledge and slowly the only thing you can say is random information in other langauges, and are the start on a low rated quiz show...

I wish for ____ ...

that doesnt sound so bad bein on a quiz show
wish granted you get ____ ... then you trip and fall on the line and pierce yourself and the dots become lodged in your eyes

i wish i start on varsity football these year

Granted. You're now a varsity football player, but the uniforms are replaced with pink tutu's.

I wish I could fly (with real wings, not Super-Man flying.)

Granted... you can fly with Pixie wings... really, really small wings that look like a butterflies... i'm not a hundred percent sure if that would be a bad thing with you or not...

Oh, and i wish for ever wish after this one to be a good one, while at the same time being evil...

your wish is granted thouhg a contradiction and you are eatin by a werewolf for some evil reason
(btw didnt make varsity only 2nd string)
i wish mosquitos would stop biting me forever as well as biting midge and spiders (not them dead because the spiders are cool just that they dont bite me onlly me any more) hope nothing evil comes of this wish....

Granted! Now dogs bite you, and you lose an arm in the process.

I wish I exercised more.

man i liked that arm ok your wish is granted you exercise more you become a longdistance runner running for miles and hours on end you become so addicted to the release of endorphins in your brain that you continue to run until your body eats all the fat and muscle in your body you continue to run as your slowly eat yourself and die an agonizing death

i wish i get honor roll this year at least once in school

you will never get that so you're on the F roll


I wish this forum to keep on going

wish granted i jut continued it
i wish my damn knee would stop hurting me during and after practice

Wish granted: The pain is gone - permanently. Actually, you became incapable of receiving any kind of pain. It's not as good as some might think. It's only a matter of time before you hurt yourself and be unaware of potential threats to your life. Paranoia will come first, though...

Could I have a glass of water?