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Post by Zombie » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:37 pm

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Post by Blue-eyes in the dark » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:11 pm

I'm a male 21 of age, loves to do anything active and exciteing, loves the theater, hikeing, bikeing, rock climbing, cliff diveing if i ever get the chance, bakeing, cooking, decorateing, and am willing to try anything new. I'm looking for a female with tastes such as mine and of her own, one who likes to be romanced to combusttion.
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Post by Shadow Wulf » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:19 pm

Wait a minute this isnt a dating site? Why are you all advertising yourselves here? :?
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Post by Blue-eyes in the dark » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:23 pm

eh well i was just bored and lonely. :lol:
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Post by Teh_DarkJokerWolf » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:24 pm

Heh I talked to Tony (AB) about this a lil while back an he said he didn't care if they did it is a classified section :Jester3:

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Post by Baphnedia » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:53 am

May as well have some fun...

Single grey dragon ~60 feet long and only ~163,000 lbs seeking a hot date to join the mile high club. Likes to scare the jeepers out of pilots, kill livestock, burn down homes, and has a refined taste for virgins.
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Post by LunarCarnivore » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:11 am

Young male seeks female for moonlit strolls, hiking, and dismemberment of puny humans.
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Post by RedEye » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:38 pm

Writer seeks Werewolves for input on storyline. Anonymity will be maintained. Only genuine Shifting Wulfen will be considered. Safety from Hunters/angry Peasants/mad scientists gauranteed. Ex-Ranger, so safety gaurantee is genuine.
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Post by Meeper » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:48 pm

Single stunning sexy seductress, seeking blond macho egotistical swaggering self-loving superstar wannabe. Must love full moons and dogs. Call me... My name is "Fluffy" 555-0123.
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Post by outwarddoodles » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:43 pm

LOL. Meeper, someone would be crazy to pass that up.
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Post by Meeper » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:29 pm

On Wednesdays I change into an annoying little bald man named "Malvin" who collects stamps... Wanna see some? See here... This is the fat Elvis from a couple of years ago *chuckle chuckle* And here's the skinny version... Hey! Wait uuuuup!?!

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Post by FoxKnight » Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:24 pm

Oh, that's one episode I do remember of that show. That, the Don guy, injuring Santa, and the 200 page essay he wrote about how much loved beef jerky for the contest: "I like jerky very, very, very, very, very,..." XD

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Post by outwarddoodles » Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:05 pm

Now the joke's even funnier.
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Post by Meeper » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:33 am

Heh, I wish the joke was mine :) .

You know, this is weird, having spent my life minding my own business, I can't imagine ever writing one of these messages. Ok, let's see here...

"Single white male carbon based life form. Good Mileage. No previous owner. been reprogrammed to wash up and vacuum without nagging. Seeks other carbon based life form for mutual consumption of organic compounds and extended periods of unconsciousness. Free to good home."

Of course, I can't possibly do such a thing, the nature of the universe would become unbalanced, Satan will need to invest in snow shoes, we're talking real fire and brimstone apocalypse here.

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