Hillarious idea that I just came up with

Dreamer · Post by **Dreamer** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:29 pm

Okay, basically, it's the usual scene where the character reveals to his/her significant other that he is a werewolf. the catch is that the significant ot her is a therian/furry/whatever and at finding out, he/she becomes rediculously estatic with glee. And hillarity insues!

Lycanthrope · Post by **Lycanthrope** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:09 am

Yes, that could work. Matt Sullivan placed a similar scene in "Camp Lycanthrope".

JoshuaMadoc · Post by **JoshuaMadoc** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:38 am

Think of the times the werewolf would stop his/her lover trying to spread the news to his/her friends in forums and IRC. Quite the fix.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:43 am

And then the werewolf has that cliche look of horror that was expecting from the significant other.

Dreamer · Post by **Dreamer** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:56 pm

Lycanthrope wrote:Yes, that could work. Matt Sullivan placed a similar scene in "Camp Lycanthrope".

Rally? Tell me more.

Lycanthrope · Post by **Lycanthrope** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:08 am

I don't think I should send fragments of the script to anyone without Mr. Sullivans permission. If he still allows others to see them you should ask directly him. If it's not possible I'll summarise the events in the scene, but believe me - it's much better to read the original.

RedEye · Post by **RedEye** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:57 pm

I can see the finale; as the Werewolf flees from the hulking following Groupie...

Or might that be "Gropie???"

WerewolfKeeper3 · Post by **WerewolfKeeper3** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:34 pm

try this on for size:
"Oh, your a werewolf really?"
"Uhhh...."
"Ph this is fantastic, oh, i have to tell all my friends..."
"This is werewolf member 'Shock Tooth' requesting immediate pick up and imprisonment of said target."
Hits her with tranc dart.
(And she's never seen again.)
[In unison] Muhahahahahahahahahaha.

RedEye · Post by **RedEye** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:15 pm

In theaters: "Curse of the Groupie!!"

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:09 am

Cut to a scene of the werewolf fleeing through the woods, with groupie walking slowly behind. Were looks back to see groupie gone, only to run into them right as he turns around.

-Z

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:21 pm

Here's the scene from Camp Lycanthrope. I don't mind putting a few scenes on here... The formatting will be messed up tho.

EXT. VIVIAN'S BACKYARD - NIGHT

Pablo goes to the back door and peers through the glass into
the den. Vivian has her back to him. She's engrossed in the
movie, and doesn't notice him wildly gesturing and pounding
on the glass. Frustrated, Pablo yanks on the glass door. It's
locked.

PABLO
Vivian! Vivian! Hey!

Pablo suddenly starts to change into wolf form. As he morphs,
he stumbles backwards, into a bedsheet hanging on a nearby
clothesline. Gets caught up in it. Stumbles blindly towards
the glass door. ( only the tip of his snout shows through the
folds of the bedsheet. )

INT. VIVIAN'S HOUSE - DEN

Pablo comes crashing through the sliding glass door! Vivian
spins around. Sees Pablo. She screams in horror and tears a**
out of the room.

PABLO
No, wait!

Pablo waddles after her, still fumbling with the bedsheet.

INT. VIVIAN'S HOUSE - FOYER

Vivian is frantically trying to unlock the front door. Pablo
comes up behind her and grabs her shoulder.

PABLO
Wait!

Vivian spins around and delivers a sharp right hook to
Pablo's extruding snout. He yips in surprise and lets go of
her. As he cradles his nose, Vivian escapes into the living
room.

INT. VIVIAN'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

Vivian grabs a fire poker from the fireplace rack. She swings
it in a threatening manner as Pablo backs her into a corner.

VIVIAN
Back off! I'll cave your skull in!
I swear it!

PABLO
Vivian! It's okay, okay! It's me,
Pablo!

VIVIAN
You're not Pablo! Pablo's short and
scrawny!

PABLO
Just let me explain!

Pablo pulls the bedsheet off. Upon seeing him, Vivian
blanches in bewilderment. Her head tilts curiously to one
side. After a long pause, she inches closer to Pablo and
squints up into his face. Pablo leans back a bit.
Anticipating the worst.

VIVIAN
Holy...Pablo?

Pablo nods penitently. Vivian looks down at Pablo's feet.
Then up at his face. Then down again. She drops the poker.

VIVIAN
That...is...

She pauses, her mouth hanging agog, for a full three seconds.

VIVIAN (CONT'D)
...the most incredible werewolf
costume I've ever seen!

PABLO
What?

VIVIAN
My God Pablo. Where on Earth did
you get this?

PABLO
No. You don't understand-

As Pablo starts to interject, Vivian grabs his jaws and
wrenches them open. She peers into his mouth like a lion
tamer.

VIVIAN
An articulating jaw? No way!

PABLO
Gwah. Le-goh.

Vivian clamps Pablo's mouth shut and continues her manic
inspection. Pablo can't get a word in edgewise.

VIVIAN
Servo controlled pneumatic eyeballs
too? And spring loaded titanium
foot lifts! No wonder I didn't
recognize you! What kind of fur is
this? Yak? Stoat? Oh oh oh, I know.
It's probably some kind of
synthetic. maybe ultra-weave or a
micro-fiber-mesh. And the
stitching. So real! I can't see a
single seam! You gotta tell me
where you got this thing so I can
have one made! We can go to Burning
Man, and Mardi Gras, and-

Pablo grabs Vivian by the shoulders. He pulls her close.

PABLO
Vivian! It's not a costume!

Vivian balks incredulously. She looks up into Pablo's face
and squints. Then her eyes bulge wildly.

VIVIAN
( Ear shattering scream! )

Pablo shoves Vivian away and claps his paws over his ears.

PABLO
Ow!

Vivian is jittering wildly. She's clearly ecstatic.

VIVIAN
Omigod! Omigodomigodomigod...

PABLO
Would you pipe down?

VIVIAN
(dancing around)
This is the most incredible thing!
I know a were-wolf, I know a were
wolf! Oh this is so freakin cool!

Vivian suddenly stops dancing. She turns around, looking
resentful.

VIVIAN
Wait. You were a werewolf all this
time and you never told me?

PABLO
This only happened for the first
time tonight!

Vivian scowls in disbelief.

PABLO
It's true!

Vivian shoves her hand in Pablo's face!

VIVIAN
Bite me!

PABLO
What?

VIVIAN
Bite me! I wanna be a werewolf too!

Pablo pushes Vivian's arm away.

PABLO
I'm not biting you!

VIVIAN
Why not?

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:02 pm

I managed to hold off ROFL'ing until that bit where she opened up his jaws and looked into them... took a bit of doing though.

Dreamer · Post by **Dreamer** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:17 pm

kitetsu wrote:Think of the times the werewolf would stop his/her lover trying to spread the news to his/her friends in forums and IRC. Quite the fix.

Actually, I don't think they would be THAT stupid. They probably would have read a lot of the fiction and would understand the idea of it being a secret.

Kelpten · Post by **Kelpten** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:39 am

Ha! If that movie ever does get made, I will definitly see it a few times in theaters and buy the DVD. But only if its rated PG, maybe PG-13. Otherwise you're out of luck and I'm out of a good movie.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:52 am

Most likely pg-13

Fullmoonstar · Post by **Fullmoonstar** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:11 am

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:52 am

Yay! Now if you good people could only convice a major studio to finance CL.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:04 am

Midnight wrote:I managed to hold off ROFL'ing until that bit where she opened up his jaws and looked into them... took a bit of doing though.

Same here. I am sooooooo seeing this in theaters when it comes out.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:54 am

I swear if only there were a studio head or two reading this thread LOL.

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:19 pm

Truly, Matt. If only there was someone from Lionsgate or something that just would look at stuff..... Yes, Im hung up on Lionsgate, because they helped save the horror film genere (it was in pathetic shape with bland crap like "I know what you did last summer") and they also pick up a lot of stuff from indie filmmakers that normally wouldnt see the light of day. (Some of them didnt need to! Ugh..) But, I really hope your persistance pays off, `cause this is too good to let it slip through the cracks!

-Zombie

Spike_Wolf · Post by **Spike_Wolf** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:27 pm

Terastas wrote: And then the werewolf has that cliche look of horror that was expecting from the significant other.

that would be really humorous

Shadow_in_the_Moonlight · Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:17 pm

imagine meeting the parents...