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Made me smile I like the article about how to defeat the fireman...

Oh yea roll up a newspaper an try to hit a werewolf...right...

The first thing you need to remember when tangling with a werewolf is that as big, strong, and toothy as they may be, they are not really much smarter than your average household pet. One of the easiest ways to frighten them off is by screaming "no!" or "bad!" and menacing them with a rolled up newspaper or shoe

That was the part that got me most

Thanks fer that lack of warning 'bout the pic on the first page...

...oh, good lord...

There's only one thing I can do now. Somebody get me a spoon an' a towel...

Of course we must have New Monsters for the modern era!
What I missed was the Wereaucrat, though. Two sets of buttocks and no head.

Otherwise, Damn funny!

Does that mean that Vampires, Werewolves, Trolls etc. must now apply for Social Security & Medicare? Villagers trying to kill a vampire could be prosecuted for "Elder Abuse"? Frankenstein's Monster can now get a "senior discount" at most restaurants? Werewolves could get discounts on dentures?

Well, RedEye, I think dentures would just be tax-deductible as work-related expenses :p

DarkShadow wrote:

The first thing you need to remember when tangling with a werewolf is that as big, strong, and toothy as they may be, they are not really much smarter than your average household pet. One of the easiest ways to frighten them off is by screaming "no!" or "bad!" and menacing them with a rolled up newspaper or shoe

That was the part that got me most

Oh god..... now that is the funnyst thing I've ever heard!!!!

Just picturing it in my head.... makes me wanna roll on the floor laughing!

Templar wrote:Thanks fer that lack of warning 'bout the pic on the first page...

...oh, good lord...

There's only one thing I can do now. Somebody get me a spoon an' a towel...

Whoops, sorry 'bout that I was going to put a warning up about that creepy vampire girl thingy, but forgot

DarkShadow wrote:

The first thing you need to remember when tangling with a werewolf is that as big, strong, and toothy as they may be, they are not really much smarter than your average household pet. One of the easiest ways to frighten them off is by screaming "no!" or "bad!" and menacing them with a rolled up newspaper or shoe

I can most definately agree, that's my favorite part too!
I never knew about the firemen, though. How creepy!
Ick. Evil creatures no good. We must dispose of them!

I got a better way to stop a werewolf. Just start talking to them in the baby voice. Eventually they'll give in. ears back and tails wagging. *baby voice* "Well hello! How are you! You're a cute little monster, yes you are! you want a belly rub? Yes you do. Yes you do." Belly rub does it every time!

But the rolled up paper and the "No" thing were hilarious.

Those dog-jokes at werewolves are so common on the internet... I'm surprised that obviously none of you guys knew them.

There are two links. The one that has already been quoted and...

Dr. David Thorpe wrote:...An American Werewolf in Paris undercut the urgency of the werewolf lifestyle by introducing the element of lycanthropy-controlling drugs. Modern medicine has most diseases under control, and since werewolfism is nothing more than a rare blood condition, it's not quite so scary anymore. Sure, it would suck to have to take drugs all the time to keep from killing everyone around you, but it's not the end of the world or anything. It's a bit like having genital herpes...

cumulusprotagonist wrote:

Dr. David Thorpe wrote:... It's a bit like having genital herpes...

WOW. Um, yeah, alright then.