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With or without reasonable accommodation, the physical and mental requirements of this job may include the following: seeing, hearing, speaking, and writing clearly. Occasional reaching with hands and arms, stooping, kneeling, crouching and crawling. Frequent sitting, standing and walking, which may be required for long periods of time, and may involve climbing stairs and walking up inclines and on uneven terrain. Additional physical requirements may include, frequent lifting and/or moving up to 10 pounds and occasional lifting and/or moving up to 25 pounds.
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Life? :lol:
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Babysitting...?
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That sounds like one hell of a guess. :)
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security officer.
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Probably ><
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Clerk. :p
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Being a parent? Haha i dont know :P
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Hmm, tough one.
Maybe a soldier or some sort of blue-collar job? I'm just guessing.
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Timber-WoIf wrote:With or without reasonable accommodation, the physical and mental requirements of this job may include the following: seeing, hearing, speaking, and writing clearly. Occasional reaching with hands and arms, stooping, kneeling, crouching and crawling. Frequent sitting, standing and walking, which may be required for long periods of time, and may involve climbing stairs and walking up inclines and on uneven terrain. Additional physical requirements may include, frequent lifting and/or moving up to 10 pounds and occasional lifting and/or moving up to 25 pounds.

what? No driving? :grinp:
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Either a Home Movers Employee, a Soldier, or a pest exterminator.
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Wait... Timber... are you a daddy now? :o
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Being hired to wear a fursuit?
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I'm thinking either a babysitter or a Mother or Father/parent? :P I wonder when you get to find out the answer :P
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To me it sounds like a butler/cleaner person....but I'am probably wrong that's way to obvious
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Hey, it'd be funny if we all got smacked upside the head by the obvious. :p
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paper pusher :P
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Shadow Wulf wrote:security officer.
heh. i guess you win. Twas the listed job requirements for a security officer.
did u use google?


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Timber-WoIf wrote:
Shadow Wulf wrote:security officer.
heh. i guess you win. Twas the listed job requirements for a security officer.
did u use google?
If you listed "needs a firearm licence and driver's licence"....somebody would've guessed cop or security guard already.

Not all security guards have a firearm or a security vehicle to drive around in. (A car to patrol a large area or an armored car to deliver large amounts of cash.)
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Timber-WoIf wrote:
though second place goes to Moonkit for practicly reading my mind.
Yay! :D
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Figarou wrote:
Timber-WoIf wrote:
Shadow Wulf wrote:security officer.
heh. i guess you win. Twas the listed job requirements for a security officer.
did u use google?
If you listed "needs a firearm licence and driver's licence"....somebody would've guessed cop or security guard already.

Not all security guards have a firearm or a security vehicle to drive around in. (A car to patrol a large area or an armored car to deliver large amounts of cash.)
yes, i know. but what i posted was the exact listed requirements for a security officer job application i went though a couple days ago. Copy and pasted
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Timber-WoIf wrote:
yes, i know. but what i posted was the exact listed requirements for a security officer job application i went though a couple days ago. Copy and pasted

I see.

Whats odd is that I do practically everything you listed with my job except one. (crawling.)


Oh, and add driving to the list. :D
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