SILLY MOVIE ALERT! ( Dragon Wars! The funniest movie EVER!

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:30 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you ever wanted to laugh harder than you ever thought possible, go see D-WAR ( Dragon Wars )

Imagine a Korean Movie filmed in America, with bad acting, scenes that end way too early, hordes of CG monsters ( Giant Monster Porno, as a friend described it )

The producers, I'm sure, wanted this to be taken seriously. there's no f***ing way that will EVER happen.

And guys, as I write this review, my jaw and stomach are still aching from the force of my laughter. We were SCREAMING with laughter. I don't think that has ever happened or WILL ever happen again. I damn near had a stroke. In fact, I choked on my popcorn and almost puked in my lap from laughing so hard.

Do yourself a favor. Take friends. SEE THIS MOVIE. And bring kleenex, cos you may have to wipe tears of laughter out of your eyes.

wolf4life · Post by **wolf4life** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:43 pm

that looks very retarted...

why would it be funny?

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:44 pm

it's funny because the Koreans who made it wanted it to be taken seriously. But the fac tis, it just might be the WORST film ever....SO BAD in fact, that it's BRILLIANT!

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:48 pm

wolf4life wrote:that looks very retarted...

why would it be funny?

Good god, man! Have you never seen a bad movie before? I don't mean regular bad, I mean bad bad. MST3K bad. Chances are, if they're a certain kind of bad, they just might be hilarious. Go watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 sometime.

LoboLEO · Post by **LoboLEO** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:03 pm

LOL

And I thought it was a videogame

wolf4life · Post by **wolf4life** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:26 pm

lets hope not...

Fullmoonstar · Post by **Fullmoonstar** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:17 pm

do you mean this movie here:http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1312854 ? If you mean that one i have to agree with you

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:55 pm

Fullmoonstar wrote:do you mean this movie here:http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1312854 ? If you mean that one i have to agree with you

That was... Wow. That was worse than even I could have expected. My god.

Fullmoonstar · Post by **Fullmoonstar** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:35 pm

ravaged_warrior wrote:
Fullmoonstar wrote:do you mean this movie here:http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1312854 ? If you mean that one i have to agree with you
That was... Wow. That was worse than even I could have expected. My god.

That was just the same thing i thought too

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:41 pm

Even the crappy trailer I saw didn't look that horrible. Jesus.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:36 pm

Dudes...just GO. You have to see it in a theater to experience the cheese in all its glory :}

Caine · Post by **Caine** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:17 pm

Man, now I do really want to meet you! I wish I had done so before hand because I want to see this movie just for the laughs!

John Wolf · Post by **John Wolf** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:01 pm

The Dragon Wars, I have to say I concidered the possiblity, that this film was the result of one of Matt's successfull script passings.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independe ... r_med.html

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:03 pm

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:07 pm

John Wolf · Post by **John Wolf** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:09 pm

MattSullivan wrote:Wha?

I thought, you'd mabye passed this successfull script with hollywood, then the result was Dragon Wars.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:10 pm

You think I wrote this thing? Or am I reading your post wrong?

John Wolf · Post by **John Wolf** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:15 pm

MattSullivan wrote:You think I wrote this thing? Or am I reading your post wrong?

What I am trying to say Matt, is that when I first saw this trailer, I thought mabye you had written the script for it.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:36 pm

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:17 pm

OUTCH!!!

wolf4life · Post by **wolf4life** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:15 pm

Fullmoonstar wrote:do you mean this movie here:http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1312854 ? If you mean that one i have to agree with you

WTF WAS THAT PIECE OF SH

Caine · Post by **Caine** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:35 pm

John Wolf wrote:
MattSullivan wrote:You think I wrote this thing? Or am I reading your post wrong?
What I am trying to say Matt, is that when I first saw this trailer, I thought mabye you had written the script for it.

Wow... that's awfully mean. What prompted you to write that?

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:51 pm

John Wolf wrote:What I am trying to say Matt, is that when I first saw this trailer, I thought mabye you had written the script for it.

Damn, that's cold.

Xiroteus · Post by **Xiroteus** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:10 am

A movie has to be horrible when calling someone the script writer is an insult.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:13 am

Gee thanks John Wolf. Now would you mind telling me exactly WHY you thought this? Or were you just being pissy at me because I seem like a Korean movie hating racist to you? Mm? let's hear it. I can't wrap my brain around your motive, since I've neve rmet you and I don't know who in the hell you might be.

Forgive my feeble American brain for thinking this way, but if you had actually read the first post of this thread, you would have gotten the idea that hey..its a KOREAN movie,, just as I said. You might have looked up the information to see just WHO wrote the screenplay, instead of making an assinine, backhanded INSULT to me and my work.

Just who the hell do you think you are? Someone back me up here.