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SILLY MOVIE ALERT! ( Dragon Wars! The funniest movie EVER!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:30 pm
by MattSullivan
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you ever wanted to laugh harder than you ever thought possible, go see D-WAR ( Dragon Wars )
Imagine a Korean Movie filmed in America, with bad acting, scenes that end way too early, hordes of CG monsters ( Giant Monster Porno, as a friend described it )
The producers, I'm sure, wanted this to be taken seriously. there's no f***ing way that will EVER happen.
And guys, as I write this review, my jaw and stomach are still aching from the force of my laughter. We were SCREAMING with laughter. I don't think that has ever happened or WILL ever happen again. I damn near had a stroke. In fact, I choked on my popcorn and almost puked in my lap from laughing so hard.
Do yourself a favor. Take friends. SEE THIS MOVIE. And bring kleenex, cos you may have to wipe tears of laughter out of your eyes.
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:43 pm
by wolf4life
that looks very retarted...
why would it be funny?
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:44 pm
by MattSullivan
it's funny because the Koreans who made it wanted it to be taken seriously. But the fac tis, it just might be the WORST film ever....SO BAD in fact, that it's BRILLIANT!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:48 pm
by ravaged_warrior
wolf4life wrote:that looks very retarted...
why would it be funny?
Good god, man! Have you never seen a bad movie before? I don't mean regular bad, I mean bad bad. MST3K bad. Chances are, if they're a certain kind of bad, they just might be hilarious. Go watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 sometime.
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:03 pm
by LoboLEO
LOL
And I thought it was a videogame
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:26 pm
by wolf4life
lets hope not...
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:17 pm
by Fullmoonstar
do you mean this movie here:
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1312854 ? If you mean that one i have to agree with you
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:55 pm
by ravaged_warrior
That was... Wow. That was worse than even I could have expected. My god.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:35 pm
by Fullmoonstar
ravaged_warrior wrote:That was... Wow. That was worse than even I could have expected. My god.
That was just the same thing i thought too
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:41 pm
by ravaged_warrior
Even the crappy trailer I saw didn't look that horrible. Jesus.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:36 pm
by MattSullivan
Dudes...just GO. You have to see it in a theater to experience the cheese in all its glory :}
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:17 pm
by Caine
Man, now I do really want to meet you! I wish I had done so before hand because I want to see this movie just for the laughs!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:01 pm
by John Wolf
The Dragon Wars, I have to say I concidered the possiblity, that this film was the result of one of Matt's successfull script passings.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independe ... r_med.html
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:03 pm
by MattSullivan
Wha?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:07 pm
by Morkulv
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:09 pm
by John Wolf
MattSullivan wrote:Wha?
I thought, you'd mabye passed this successfull script with hollywood, then the result was Dragon Wars.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:10 pm
by MattSullivan
You think I wrote this thing? Or am I reading your post wrong?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:15 pm
by John Wolf
MattSullivan wrote:You think I wrote this thing? Or am I reading your post wrong?
What I am trying to say Matt, is that when I first saw this trailer, I thought mabye you had written the script for it.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:36 pm
by MattSullivan
Why?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:17 pm
by Morkulv
OUTCH!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:15 pm
by wolf4life
WTF WAS THAT PIECE OF SH
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:35 pm
by Caine
John Wolf wrote:MattSullivan wrote:You think I wrote this thing? Or am I reading your post wrong?
What I am trying to say Matt, is that when I first saw this trailer, I thought mabye you had written the script for it.
Wow... that's awfully mean. What prompted you to write that?
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:51 pm
by ravaged_warrior
John Wolf wrote:What I am trying to say Matt, is that when I first saw this trailer, I thought mabye you had written the script for it.
Damn, that's cold.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:10 am
by Xiroteus
A movie has to be horrible when calling someone the script writer is an insult.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:13 am
by MattSullivan
Gee thanks John Wolf. Now would you mind telling me exactly WHY you thought this? Or were you just being pissy at me because I seem like a Korean movie hating racist to you? Mm? let's hear it. I can't wrap my brain around your motive, since I've neve rmet you and I don't know who in the hell you might be.
Forgive my feeble American brain for thinking this way, but if you had actually read the first post of this thread, you would have gotten the idea that hey..its a KOREAN movie,, just as I said. You might have looked up the information to see just WHO wrote the screenplay, instead of making an assinine, backhanded INSULT to me and my work.
Just who the hell do you think you are? Someone back me up here.