The damn stupid stinky bears are back! ARRGH!
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The damn stupid stinky bears are back! ARRGH!
We thought we'd ridden our backyard of these ursine pests. Then yesterday, what should come stomping into our backyard and tries to get in my damn veggie garden? BARZ! Three of the fuggerz!
Damn stoopid stinky hairy beastly trash smearin hissin gruntin beasty-jerks.
Damn stoopid stinky hairy beastly trash smearin hissin gruntin beasty-jerks.
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What would they do?
Make you weary of going outside?
Make you weary of going outside?
Maybe I am wrong...
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Hey, remember when I was at your house last Matt? We heard a bear growl and scare all the racoons. Just be happy you have any interesting wildlife. Here in Albuquerque, I do see jackrabbits all the time. They're too fast to take a photo of must of the time. You have the cool large animals. Around my hometown in Texas, there is nothing larger than squrrels.
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What nice little bears.
I like bears, however, I would rather they did not come into my yard.
Only deer, raccoons, rabbits, opossums, bats, so far.
I like bears, however, I would rather they did not come into my yard.
Only deer, raccoons, rabbits, opossums, bats, so far.
man...they can go extinct for all I care.
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i wish i lived by bears...wolves....alot of other animals
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Ah... That's cute how they think they're a threat to us! They're only about one fifth our size, the silly little dudes.MattSullivan wrote:Yeah well...racoons look cute till you catch them. Then they become hissing, spitting, frothing cat-like monsters bent on your destruction
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Only problem with raccoons so far is one rabid or sick one, one that died under the deck and the ones that try to get into the house, they come and go, some would get fairly close to us by wild animal standards.Caine wrote:Watch out! Those guys can be rabid and nasty! But also cute... ever seen them eat a crawdad?! All their washing and ginger hand movements are adorable!
Ok, now I'm hungry. Someone toss me one of the masked critters. I'm gonna wolf it down!
I like bears, however, doubt most people want them in their back yard.i wish i lived by bears...wolves....alot of other animals
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If I were to walk across the path of a family of racoons, what would happen? Would they run or attack?
I say, traqualize the bears that are threateningly close to human cities, and relocate them.
Z is right. If you're being serious, then that is very mean. Matt, you gotta stop giving the people the wrong impression about you. People can take anything you say as a serious statement in forums.MattSullivan wrote:i tell ya wolves are cool...but bears...man...they can go extinct for all I care.
I say, traqualize the bears that are threateningly close to human cities, and relocate them.
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For here, they will either walk away or run, depending on how fast you move, I have seen them run fast when getting closer and another time just stare at me and walk away when I was moving slower, that was the time they got in the house to find food, we blocked it off so they cannot get in again, they did try to get back in for awhile.If I were to walk across the path of a family of racoons, what would happen? Would they run or attack?
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Kaebora wrote:If I were to walk across the path of a family of racoons, what would happen? Would they run or attack?
I say, traqualize the bears that are threateningly close to human cities, and relocate them.
I say let them live!!!!
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tranquilize, not kill. he could always relocate them in a different forestwolf4life wrote:Kaebora wrote:If I were to walk across the path of a family of racoons, what would happen? Would they run or attack?
I say, traqualize the bears that are threateningly close to human cities, and relocate them.
I say let them live!!!!
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