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It's a tie between a wolf or a liger or a bear for me. Most likely a liger, but it'd be close.

i allways had a liking for dragons so weredragon beside werewolf

Berserker wrote:

FoxKnight wrote:There are relatively few animals I would dread to be a were of, like farm animals

But if you were a were-bull that would be like a minotaur, which could be awesome.

Except that the constant barrage of beef-related puns you'd be subjected to would drive you insane within an hour.

ABrownrigg wrote:A were-chair. Yes, I cant believe I admit it..

Then folks could sit on me, and I'd be like.. 'uh.. dude what are you doing?" and freak them out.

Not to mention there's this 'were dinette set' chick that is like totally hot, and I'd like to impress her, even though she's currently dating a guy who's a 'were-can of lemon pledge'... the two make me sick.. always rubbing one out on her every thursday.

AB

Plus you could live for hundreds of years and increase in value with every year you've lived. Which would be more than a fair tradeoff for all of the "sporting wood" quips you'd have to endure.

Also. . . This seems relevant if it hasn't been shared already (sorry, don't have time to go through ten pages to see if it's been posted before): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwqypmkMwUo

Sheldon's wrong, BTW. Sure, it sounds good on paper, but being any sort of fungus immediately loses all appeal when you factor in how many people out there would immediately want to eat and/or smoke you.