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I have a confession....
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:11 pm
by Silverclaw
...I'm a Real werewolf.
It happened about three years ago...
I was taking a walk around the local park. It was getting dark, so I started to head back down the trail to where my car was. Thats when I heard a rustling in the bushes, and I saw a dark shape emerge. It was too dark to tell what it was exactly, but it stood on two legs like a human and was furry. The light from the full moon reflected off its eyes, making them seem to glow a gold light. I was freaked out so I started to run away, but the creature threw something at me, hitting me on the head. The object made a sqeeky sound when it hit me; it was covered in drool. I didnt stop to see what it was. As I drove away I couldof swore I heard howling...
For all you non-believers, here is proof. Me in my werewolf form...
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/4618/redwolf.JPG
Thats right......
lol
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:34 pm
by Berserker
Was waiting for someone to post one of these.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:10 pm
by outwarddoodles
OMG! Me too! I'd take pictures, but I don't have a camera.
And if you ask for further proof I'll probably run off and whine about all you Hooman unbelievers. So don't ask for any.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:12 pm
by Shadow Wulf
Too good, just too good.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:12 pm
by ghostfang
hehe a red wolf i see tho alot in fl when camping
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:50 pm
by Figarou
Silverclaw wrote:...I'm a Real werewolf.
It happened about three years ago...
I was taking a walk around the local park. It was getting dark, so I started to head back down the trail to where my car was.
Thats when I heard a rustling in the bushes, and I saw a dark shape emerge. It was too dark to tell what it was exactly, but it stood on two legs like a human and was furry. The light from the full moon reflected off its eyes, making them seem to glow a gold light. I was freaked out so I started to run away, but the creature threw something at me, hitting me on the head. The object made a sqeeky sound when it hit me; it was covered in drool. I didnt stop to see what it was. As I drove away I couldof swore I heard howling...
For all you non-believers, here is proof. Me in my werewolf form...
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/4618/redwolf.JPG
Thats right......
lol
Ahem....that was me!! Where else would the duckie come from?
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:53 pm
by Lukas
Figarou wrote:Silverclaw wrote:...I'm a Real werewolf.
It happened about three years ago...
I was taking a walk around the local park. It was getting dark, so I started to head back down the trail to where my car was.
Thats when I heard a rustling in the bushes, and I saw a dark shape emerge. It was too dark to tell what it was exactly, but it stood on two legs like a human and was furry. The light from the full moon reflected off its eyes, making them seem to glow a gold light. I was freaked out so I started to run away, but the creature threw something at me, hitting me on the head. The object made a sqeeky sound when it hit me; it was covered in drool. I didnt stop to see what it was. As I drove away I couldof swore I heard howling...
For all you non-believers, here is proof. Me in my werewolf form...
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/4618/redwolf.JPG
Thats right......
lol
Ahem....that was me!! Where else would the duckie come from?
everyone knows about ducks, who are you covering for fig, we know your covering someone, its written on your duckie!
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:57 pm
by Figarou
Lukas wrote:everyone knows about ducks, who are you covering for fig, we know your covering someone, its written on your duckie!
Who am I covering? Why....YOU!! Of course!!
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:07 pm
by Lukas
so the wolfer is me, i would have never suspected me
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:09 pm
by MoonKit
Saw this coming!
Nice one though!
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:09 pm
by Silverclaw
Berserker wrote:Was waiting for someone to post one of these.
Me too
Ahem....that was me!! Where else would the duckie come from?
Figarou, it was you!? You nearly scared me half to death you know!
Shouldof asked me first....fur is all over my clothes and furniture..and my pants are all ruined from my tail...*sighs*
heh
OMG! Me too! I'd take pictures, but I don't have a camera.
I feel ya Outwarddoodles...
Oh yeah, and if you wanted to see a full body picture of me as a werewolf, you cant. My camera just broke...also, I might get in trouble with other packs....
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:57 pm
by RedEye
Be careful, Silverclaw; don't let the Smooths catch you. I got caught once and spent a week trying to get the damn chip out of my a$$. The radio collar didn't pick up anything but religious stations and salsa, and they didn't even include earphones.
They're just as cheap as they ever were.
Of course I'm not really a Werewolf, this is just for the joke. Of course, I'd say that if I
were a Wulf, too; wouldn't I?
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:59 pm
by Blue-eyes in the dark
Oh golly
you guys too? I thought i was alone here
, Well at least now i won't feel like hiding the dead bodies so often.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:36 pm
by WereDragon25
Fig is covering for me, I am his ducky throwing protege. Right, Fig
? I am sorry for scaring you, SilverClaw
, it was just that you were too beautiful to be human
... sorry, but, hey, it's true.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:36 pm
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
Nice one SilverClaw
Ah bad wolfies wanting to kill humans, granted alot of humans deserve death! *coughs* Anyways my sig wolf that has been pacing there forever is the closest wolf I could find that fit Sabre lol I love that pic tis even on my DA lol *tis a loser*
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:46 pm
by Figarou
Lukas wrote:so the wolfer is me, i would have never suspected me
no, I'm not covering for you. You're covered with duckies.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:42 pm
by Blue-eyes in the dark
Fig, i don't really know you, but i must say, you sure make be bust a organ.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:18 pm
by Figarou
Blue-eyes in the dark wrote:Fig, i don't really know you, but i must say, you sure make be bust a organ.
Heh....I've been making pack members crack up since the day I joined this forum.
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:35 am
by Baphnedia
True indeed, Figarou.
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:49 am
by WereDragon25
Did anyone read my last post on this topic? Especially Fig. Oh, and SilverClaw.
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:37 pm
by Figarou
WereDragon25 wrote:Fig is covering for me, I am his ducky throwing protege. Right, Fig
?
Right...gotcha covered.
With duckies...that is.
As for my duckie throwing protege....knock yourself out. (Pun intended.)
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:42 pm
by WereDragon25
Ow?
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:49 pm
by Baphnedia
Ow.
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:29 pm
by Dreamer
Sad thing is, some of our younger and more delousional members might take your story at face value.
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:46 pm
by Lukas
Figarou wrote:Lukas wrote:so the wolfer is me, i would have never suspected me
no, I'm not covering for you. You're covered with duckies.
then who are you covering for!*points accusative finger*