Oh God forgive us humans for the stupidity of THIS movie...

[WolfmanBrooks101189]

This terrible movies has many hidden symbolism in it. You can spot some in the teaser?

A bad movie like this should never be made.

I pretty much agree with you over this indy, but there's a good chance this movie may make a lot of money. I hope not though.

I still think this is a rip off to Happy Feet only with dogs.

And I don't see how they got some of the actors to provide voices in this film.

[Spiritbw]

You offer money, someone will do it. No matter how demeaning or degrading.

Having read the synapse for this just out of morbid curiosity, this seems like an old formula for Disney a la Lady and the Tramp or The Aristocats. Posh, pampered female pet gets lost in wilds urban or otherwise, meets up with wild, somewhat questionable male counterpart, proceeds to ahve adventures while trying to get the pampered female home. Probably the most over used pet theme in history.

Starting to get the feeling this was a "we-don't-have-any-good-scripts-right-now-quick-keep-the-staff-busy" project.

[IndianaJones]

It will be just a light-hearted immature stupid comedy targeted for children and family.

If we and you want to watch it, then cover eyes with its colorful CGI dogfest.

If you don't watch it, howl with delight and wait for a Disney film that involves good Wolves!

[Baphnedia]

I, for one, will be covering my eyes and sticking bees' nests in my ears.

[RedEye]

I, for one, will be covering my eyes and sticking bees' nests in my ears.

You'd inflict that movie on bees? YOU CAD! what did those poor little bees ever do to you...

[Baphnedia]

<_< >_>

Well, certain undesirable insects don't make wax - and the bees failed to make enough wax for me to clog my ears. I mean, I suppose I could clog my ears with wolves... or maybe rubber duckies?

[MoonKit]

I, for one, will be covering my eyes and sticking bees' nests in my ears.

You'd inflict that movie on bees? YOU CAD! what did those poor little bees ever do to you...

People should definitely call each other cad more often. Made me smile...

[cjkrythos]

Uh... wow... All I can say is... wow...

I don't think it was as much as what Disney was thinking, but more or less what Disney was smoking at the time of its conception. Now had it been about German Shepherds I could understand... German Shepherds are cool...

Yes, maybe a movie about robot german shepherds...... or better yet, robot NINJA german shepherds. XD *ducks that tour bus some lycan just hurled at me*

[Terastas]

Starting to get the feeling this was a "we-don't-have-any-good-scripts-right-now-quick-keep-the-staff-busy" project.

More accurately, it's prolefeed. It's so much cheaper to just change the characters in a script they already have than to actually, you know, try and make a real movie. This is the same movie they've made over a hundred times before, this time reformatted for chihuahua lovers.

[IndianaJones]

The Walt Disney Company: "My children, you are prepared to be programmed after watching this horrible movie, hahaahaahahaahahaahaahhaha!!!!!!"

[Infinite_Path]

Ohhhhh... There can be no forgiveness, not after this.

[outwarddoodles]

Uh... wow... All I can say is... wow...

I don't think it was as much as what Disney was thinking, but more or less what Disney was smoking at the time of its conception. Now had it been about German Shepherds I could understand... German Shepherds are cool...

Yes, maybe a movie about robot german shepherds...... or better yet, robot NINJA german shepherds. XD *ducks that tour bus some lycan just hurled at me*

And the robot ninja german shepards shall fight pirate dinosaur/cat crossbreds... with lazers.

Someone create this script, now!

[Terastas]

Yes, maybe a movie about robot german shepherds...... or better yet, robot NINJA german shepherds. XD *ducks that tour bus some lycan just hurled at me*

And the robot ninja german shepards shall fight pirate dinosaur/cat crossbreds... with lazers.

Someone create this script, now!

And it shall be called Cats And Dogs 2.

[l0b0h0mbre]

Why oh why did George Lopez want to commit career suicide.......?

[fenrisz]

*gets on knees* please lord forgive the human race and every living organism we have now and ever come into contact with for the creation of this abomination we have spawned and hope that with this movie that our world is so stained with evil and disgrace that the members of hell and satan himself will be to disgusted to even make an apearance at the apocalypse which i am sure will be soon after the showing of this movie in your name lord we pray in the name of the father son and holy spirit amen.*stands*
who likes pumpkin pie?

[White-Paw]

im sure tacobell has an huge part in this piece of crap being released to theaters

[fenrisz]

could be possible or coincidence i dont care enough to look into it

[Terastas]

In the thread about the new animated wolf movie, I distinctly remember saying of B.H.C.:

Nobody but a dog lover could possibly see anything good in that movie.

Well, I was right. My mother (a compulsive dog lover) saw a commercial for it while we were watching the Olympics last night, and she wants to see it.

First I was like:
Then I was all:
And right now I'm at:

I don't think she actually will see it, but if she does and I inexplicably get dragged to it, I'm going to have to invest in a new leather jacket and leggings to keep me from gnawing any of my limbs off. Seriously, I'd sooner watch Gigli twice than this.

B.H.C. = P.O.C.

[IndianaJones]

Disney.....tsk tsk tsk. If Walt Disney is not racists to black people and not a 33rd degree mason. What will happen to Disney back then? I think himself will not approve this piece of the crap movie that it is.

Rise your paws high, if give this stupid dog movie no howls at all.

But a lot of dog fans/lovers, kids, and die-hard Disney fanatics tards will definitely going to watch it with their friends and family. I guess this Disney comedy movie will make much money, blah. Mother, Brother, and I will not watch it of course, even though I am a "Disneyland" Fanatic. Not Disney Studios fan!

[Terastas]

Oh God why?!!

BHC = 29 million.

You know what that means, don't you? It means they'll make another one of these [expletive] movies!

[Uniform Two Six]

$29M?!

[Xiroteus]

Why is this film at $57,000,000 dollars?

[MattSullivan]

Be cause in this lousy economy with things SO bad this film is the closest thing to escapism in the theaters. For god's sake the movie "W" just opened. I don t wanna see that after the last 8 years? But I'm even guessing that will be #1 this weekend

[Xiroteus]

That is what I heard, as far away from real life as possible.

I do not care to see that either, the next film I want to see in the theater is James Bond, the last film I saw was Eagle Eye, those are good as well as comic based films.

[Terastas]

But I'm even guessing that will be #1 this weekend

Even though it looks like a crappy movie too, my money's on Sexdrive being the #1 this weekend, and pretty much for the same reason BHC was -- for escapism.

Tis' probably a good thing Freeborn didn't come out in the Year of the Dog as we'd originally hoped for, eh?