Oh God forgive us humans for the stupidity of THIS movie...

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:43 pm

http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/be ... edium.html

May God have mercy on our souls.

Xiroteus · Post by **Xiroteus** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:53 pm

Well, that is .............. something.

They always try to appear so serious at first in trailers like these.

Spongy · Post by **Spongy** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:40 am

Oh no...

What is Disney thinking...

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 am

I can tell a movie is REALLY bad when the trailer makes the hairs on my neck stand up. *shudder*

Blue-eyes in the dark · Tue May 06, 2008 9:46 am

Hey that happened to me too. that was too weird for me, and i'm one weird guy.

alphanubilus · Post by **alphanubilus** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:44 pm

Uh... wow... All I can say is... wow...

I don't think it was as much as what Disney was thinking, but more or less what Disney was smoking at the time of its conception. Now had it been about German Shepherds I could understand...

German Shepherds are cool...

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Tue May 06, 2008 5:14 pm

*makes the sign of the cross*

tyger · Post by **tyger** » Tue May 06, 2008 5:50 pm

you know.. the sad thing is I know that voice.. he's played a lot of bad bad guys before.. it's like putting the voice of Samuel L. Jackson in a french poodle character. O.o Just..... Not... Right.!

Gevaudan · Post by **Gevaudan** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:11 pm

Argh! The song's stuck in my head! Get it out! GET IT OUT!

SnowWalker · Post by **SnowWalker** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:18 pm

That was exactly as horrible as all of you described, and yet I felt the need to experience it myself.

I think I just barfed a little in my mouth

~Snowy

IndianaJones · Post by **IndianaJones** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:43 pm

I didn't watch the trailer at all! I just clicked the link and wait for the trailer to load and then scroll through the player to look at the scenes. Yep, the movie look hell as stupid! What is Disney is thinking?

Too many dog movies that Disney produces! I know that Disney doesn't like wolves.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Tue May 06, 2008 8:51 pm

Too many dog movies that Disney produces! I know that Disney doesn't like wolves.

Maybe its a good thing they dont defile the wolves as well. lol

They should only be reserved for good movies.

Defensorem Lupus · Post by **Defensorem Lupus** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:40 pm

What was that? I am able to retrieve those minutes that I lost watching this back? I might as well dig my own grave and go it!

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed May 07, 2008 1:10 am

Good lord. I feel like I just had a staring contest with Cthulhu.

Seriously though, I know what Disney was thinking. They were thinking we're all a bunch of mindless slobbering cattle that are so numb from the chin up that we can't be expected to follow a linear plot and therefore can only be kept entertained with cute talking animals and random fart jokes (I guarantee you that at least once there will be a reference to either butt-sniffing or drinking out of the toilet). This is prolefeed -- instead of trying to find good scripts just so they'll have to pay the struggling artist that wrote it, they crank out this crap.

"Our next movie will be about talking chihuahuas! Everybody loves chihuahuas! I expect a script ready by noon tomorrow!"

Think of all that money they must be saving by not hiring any real writers.

And the sad thing is that there probably really are enough dull, creatively numb Americans that will go to see this just because it's cute and family friendly. It doesn't mean the movie will be any good -- it just means they'll profit on it (but good lord do I hope I'm wrong).

Ansuru · Post by **Ansuru** » Wed May 07, 2008 2:24 am

I counted approximately 666 chihuahuas in that trailer.

This is the number of the Beast.

The End Times are here.

Wolves, grab your bitches and hide an extra stag in the cellar...we're gonna meat the maker soon *fur turns white*

Poff · Post by **Poff** » Wed May 07, 2008 2:53 am

*facepalm*....

somehow, I found that degrading as a Mexican, lol.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:25 am

If you wantr a decent live action movie from disney go rent Never cry Wolf.

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:43 am

MattSullivan wrote:If you wantr a decent live action movie from disney go rent Never cry Wolf.

What he said. And don't forget Eight Below. That one's a real heart wrencher.

IndianaJones · Post by **IndianaJones** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:11 pm

Disney's Never Cry Wolf is good, I enjoy the movie. Though some parts of the film is not entirely true to the book. The movie is only published by Disney, but I don't know what company filmed Never Cry Wolf.

But Disney portray wolves as evil in their fantasy works.

Defensorem Lupus · Post by **Defensorem Lupus** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:18 pm

Because Disney is . . . I cannot say it . . .
:duckbomb:

I might fall apart . . . :splodey:

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:36 am

okay...I gotta say I love chihuahuas, I have chihuahuas....but, my god that film looks soooo stupid!!!

that's one movie I plan on never seeing, if you ask me Disney has been making horrible movies lately, I like the good old movies from when Walt Disney was alive. but now, well yeah they have great effects, but what use is that if you don't have very good writers?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:52 am

Gevaudan wrote:Argh! The song's stuck in my head! Get it out! GET IT OUT!

heh...Its stuck in my head as well.

Now...if you'll excuse me...I need to clear it. :splodey:

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Thu May 08, 2008 5:05 pm

I only hope and pray that Jeff Dunham makes an appearance in this.
Jeff Dunham: Prius + Chihuahuas 1/2
Jeff Dunham: Chihuahuas 2/2

That's the only possible way I could think that this festering piece of crap could actually make for a decent movie: If Jeff Dunham somehow had a hand in its inspiration. Otherwise. . . Well, otherwise it's just a festering piece of crap.

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:28 pm

This dog movie probably would have been half decent with 2D animation, and a plot that isn't too retarded.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri May 09, 2008 2:17 am

Just checked Wikipedia (cuz' I'm masochistic I guess) and got a very brief description of the "plot," which in this case is all I need. It's the same story they've told, like, five hundred times already: Pampered pet gets misplaced in the wild and meets her polar opposite who teaches her how to survive n' crap.

These people really do think we're all numb from the chin up: The only things that have changed are the annoying soundtrack and the species of the sadistically cute animals.

Oh, and did anyone else have enough functioning brain cells left in them after watching that to see the irony in that the "Aztec descendants" are dancing in a Manchu Pichu model?