Oh God forgive us humans for the stupidity of THIS movie...
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Hey that happened to me too. that was too weird for me, and i'm one weird guy.
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That was exactly as horrible as all of you described, and yet I felt the need to experience it myself.
I think I just barfed a little in my mouth
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I think I just barfed a little in my mouth
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I didn't watch the trailer at all! I just clicked the link and wait for the trailer to load and then scroll through the player to look at the scenes. Yep, the movie look hell as stupid! What is Disney is thinking?
Too many dog movies that Disney produces! I know that Disney doesn't like wolves.
Too many dog movies that Disney produces! I know that Disney doesn't like wolves.
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What was that? I am able to retrieve those minutes that I lost watching this back? I might as well dig my own grave and go it!
The wolf is neither man's competitor nor his enemy.
He is a fellow creature with whom the earth must be shared...
If the wolf is to survive, the wolf haters must be outnumbered.
They must be outshouted, out financed, and out voted.
Their narrow and biased attitude must be outweighed by an attitude based on an understanding of natural processes.
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Good lord. I feel like I just had a staring contest with Cthulhu.
Seriously though, I know what Disney was thinking. They were thinking we're all a bunch of mindless slobbering cattle that are so numb from the chin up that we can't be expected to follow a linear plot and therefore can only be kept entertained with cute talking animals and random fart jokes (I guarantee you that at least once there will be a reference to either butt-sniffing or drinking out of the toilet). This is prolefeed -- instead of trying to find good scripts just so they'll have to pay the struggling artist that wrote it, they crank out this crap.
"Our next movie will be about talking chihuahuas! Everybody loves chihuahuas! I expect a script ready by noon tomorrow!"
Think of all that money they must be saving by not hiring any real writers.
And the sad thing is that there probably really are enough dull, creatively numb Americans that will go to see this just because it's cute and family friendly. It doesn't mean the movie will be any good -- it just means they'll profit on it (but good lord do I hope I'm wrong).
Seriously though, I know what Disney was thinking. They were thinking we're all a bunch of mindless slobbering cattle that are so numb from the chin up that we can't be expected to follow a linear plot and therefore can only be kept entertained with cute talking animals and random fart jokes (I guarantee you that at least once there will be a reference to either butt-sniffing or drinking out of the toilet). This is prolefeed -- instead of trying to find good scripts just so they'll have to pay the struggling artist that wrote it, they crank out this crap.
"Our next movie will be about talking chihuahuas! Everybody loves chihuahuas! I expect a script ready by noon tomorrow!"
Think of all that money they must be saving by not hiring any real writers.
And the sad thing is that there probably really are enough dull, creatively numb Americans that will go to see this just because it's cute and family friendly. It doesn't mean the movie will be any good -- it just means they'll profit on it (but good lord do I hope I'm wrong).
I counted approximately 666 chihuahuas in that trailer.
This is the number of the Beast.
The End Times are here.
Wolves, grab your bitches and hide an extra stag in the cellar...we're gonna meat the maker soon *fur turns white*
This is the number of the Beast.
The End Times are here.
Wolves, grab your bitches and hide an extra stag in the cellar...we're gonna meat the maker soon *fur turns white*
The wind whipping past my face...
The underbrush combing through my fur...
The earth flying beneath my paws...
Am I alive?
The underbrush combing through my fur...
The earth flying beneath my paws...
Am I alive?
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Disney's Never Cry Wolf is good, I enjoy the movie. Though some parts of the film is not entirely true to the book. The movie is only published by Disney, but I don't know what company filmed Never Cry Wolf.
But Disney portray wolves as evil in their fantasy works.
But Disney portray wolves as evil in their fantasy works.
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Because Disney is . . . I cannot say it . . .
I might fall apart . . .
I might fall apart . . .
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They must be outshouted, out financed, and out voted.
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okay...I gotta say I love chihuahuas, I have chihuahuas....but, my god that film looks soooo stupid!!!
that's one movie I plan on never seeing, if you ask me Disney has been making horrible movies lately, I like the good old movies from when Walt Disney was alive. but now, well yeah they have great effects, but what use is that if you don't have very good writers?
that's one movie I plan on never seeing, if you ask me Disney has been making horrible movies lately, I like the good old movies from when Walt Disney was alive. but now, well yeah they have great effects, but what use is that if you don't have very good writers?
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I only hope and pray that Jeff Dunham makes an appearance in this.
Jeff Dunham: Prius + Chihuahuas 1/2
Jeff Dunham: Chihuahuas 2/2
That's the only possible way I could think that this festering piece of crap could actually make for a decent movie: If Jeff Dunham somehow had a hand in its inspiration. Otherwise. . . Well, otherwise it's just a festering piece of crap.
Jeff Dunham: Prius + Chihuahuas 1/2
Jeff Dunham: Chihuahuas 2/2
That's the only possible way I could think that this festering piece of crap could actually make for a decent movie: If Jeff Dunham somehow had a hand in its inspiration. Otherwise. . . Well, otherwise it's just a festering piece of crap.
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Just checked Wikipedia (cuz' I'm masochistic I guess) and got a very brief description of the "plot," which in this case is all I need. It's the same story they've told, like, five hundred times already: Pampered pet gets misplaced in the wild and meets her polar opposite who teaches her how to survive n' crap.
These people really do think we're all numb from the chin up: The only things that have changed are the annoying soundtrack and the species of the sadistically cute animals.
Oh, and did anyone else have enough functioning brain cells left in them after watching that to see the irony in that the "Aztec descendants" are dancing in a Manchu Pichu model?
These people really do think we're all numb from the chin up: The only things that have changed are the annoying soundtrack and the species of the sadistically cute animals.
Oh, and did anyone else have enough functioning brain cells left in them after watching that to see the irony in that the "Aztec descendants" are dancing in a Manchu Pichu model?