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How to piss off a werewolf
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:16 am
by JonathanBaine
Lets forget reason....What would it take to piss off a werewolf?
What would you do to piss off a werewolf?
And, what would happen after you have pissed off a werewolf?
The consequences are obvious....I just want to watch.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:21 am
by WolvenOne
hmm...
if I wanted to tick off a werewolf......
I'd kick em in the groin then dive into my rocket-car.
Re: How to piss off a werewolf
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:37 am
by Lupin
JonathanBaine wrote: Lets forget reason....What would it take to piss off a werewolf?
What would you do to piss off a werewolf?
And, what would happen after you have pissed off a werewolf?
The consequences are obvious....I just want to watch.
Four words: Nair and plane tickets.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:51 am
by WolvenOne
Four words: Nair and plane tickets.
Good one.... not as painful as I put down, but quite a bit more creative.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:00 am
by JonathanBaine
Yes! Thats what I'm talking about. WolvenOne's answer is my answer, but I'd only do it if its a male.
If its a female, slap it really hard in the a**. And then....Wait a minute...shes turning around and shes.....
...uh oh, time to run!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:18 am
by Fenrir
I do this to my dog when he gets anoying, but if you really want to tick off a canine hit there nose they get all freaked out for a moment then get evil looking
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:39 am
by Aki
I'd imagine anything that would annoy a Human, or a canine would a Werewolf off.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:41 am
by JonathanBaine
hu?
...Well, here's one. Take away its duckie.
I mean, they'll either be really pist or really sad, probably start crying.
HAHA!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:14 pm
by outwarddoodles
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:18 pm
by ChaosWolf
Well, first off, you walk up to them, remove your pants/skirt and...
...oh.
How to piss OFF a werewolf.
Nevermind.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:28 pm
by Silverclaw
Human(sees gestalt ww)-Oh man! I knew werewolves were ugly but you...(laughs)Oh geesh, I feel so bad for you(laughs)you wernt much of a looker as a human but now..
Werewolf-*Growls* *tears out humans throat*
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:29 pm
by Lupin
I think the best way to tick off a werewolf would be with fleas. Mostly because you'd have time to get away while they're scratching.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:13 pm
by Terastas
It really depends on the individual -- we all have our own loves and aggravations, although one difference might be that a werewolf may be offended by a human barking at them or "Talking dog" (EX: "Come on boy, fetch the stick.") to them.
As for how they would react... Well, being that they would lack the proper anatomy to give them a verbal response, any response on the werewolf's part would have to be physical, though not necessarilly violent. I know a lot of people disliked the werewolf in Cursed giving the finger, but a hand gesture like that really would be the height of a werewolf's linguistic abilities. Beyond that, all I can really picture a non-psychotic werewolf doing in retaliation to an insult is immobilizing said human; dangling them upside down, sitting on them, slashing open the seat of their pants -- basically anything that takes little effort and is less painful than it is degrating.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:23 pm
by Figarou
The best way to piss off a werewolf is to show him the full moon!!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm
by Terastas
Figarou wrote:The best way to piss off a werewolf is to show him the full moon!!
Why not? It works in
Fangface (changes into a werewolf if he sees the moon
or anything resembling the moon).
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:46 pm
by Figarou
Terastas wrote:Figarou wrote:The best way to piss off a werewolf is to show him the full moon!!
Why not? It works in
Fangface (changes into a werewolf if he sees the moon
or anything resembling the moon).
Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing anyone pulling his pant down showing his butt at Fangface.
I meant mooning a werewolf.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:48 pm
by Anubis
an other way to piss off a werewolf is to say a couple of milk bone cracks
then run like hell!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:12 pm
by JonathanBaine
Lupin wrote:I think the best way to tick off a werewolf would be with fleas. Mostly because you'd have time to get away while they're scratching.
Haha! Thats another I would do. I'd sneak up right behind him and pour the whole canful of fleas over his head. I might not be able to outrun a werewolf, but it would be worth it. I mean, what is he going to do....
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:23 pm
by Terastas
Figarou wrote:Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing anyone pulling his pant down showing his butt at Fangface.
I meant mooning a werewolf.
I know what you meant. But on top of Fangface turning into a werewolf (and beating the crap out of Puggsy shortly thereafter) whenever he saw the moon, he also changed abd beat crap out of when he saw a picture of the moon, a streetlight that reminded him of the moon, and a doorknocker shaped like the moon.
So if the person mooning him's a** was big enough and white enough... You get the idea.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:57 pm
by Scott Gardener
I'd expect dog jokes to be pretty insulting, but if I wanted to really piss one off, I'd ask one the whereabouts of his or her vampire master.
As far as an exit strategy, I'd like to think I wouldn't be dumb enough to put myself in the situation of having just insulted an angry werewolf to begin with. But, supposing I were, I'd opt for a motorcycle. Plane tickets are good, but the wait at an airport is too long, especially with the increased security screenings. A rocket car is only great if you're not stuck in rush hour; I live near Houston. One slight problem does come to mind; I've never ridden a motorcycle in my life.
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:40 am
by Figarou
Terastas wrote:Figarou wrote:Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing anyone pulling his pant down showing his butt at Fangface.
I meant mooning a werewolf.
I know what you meant. But on top of Fangface turning into a werewolf (and beating the crap out of Puggsy shortly thereafter) whenever he saw the moon, he also changed abd beat crap out of when he saw a picture of the moon, a streetlight that reminded him of the moon, and a doorknocker shaped like the moon.
So if the person mooning him's a** was big enough and white enough... You get the idea.
I see what you mean. Believe it or not, I saw a funny comic about it already. I can't remember if it was from the "Far side."
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:44 pm
by Koshaw
Hmmm Pull his/her tail?
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:53 pm
by Figarou
Koshaw wrote:Hmmm Pull his/her tail?
And be that close to a werewolf? Naaa....you need to do something that'll give you time to run.
Something like this----->
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:27 pm
by Wynd
Throw squeeky toys at them???
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:29 pm
by Figarou
Wynd wrote:Throw squeeky toys at them???
These aren't ordinary squeeky toys!!!