This morning, I woke up. I had taken no more than five steps out of my bedroom, when I heard a THUMP! A VERY LOUD one. I ran back into my room to see that A FRIGGIN BEAR CUB had fallen into the window well! And ANOTHER cub was poised to fall in with him!
Let me tell you, seeing a wild bear THAT close is amazing. And damned if it wasn't cute. I'll give it that for sure. I was separated by this thing by maybe an inch of glass. Weak...a**...glass. And bears have been known to smash through said glass. Just last week, a bear broke into the local Circuit City by smashing headfirst through the glass. And it DID begin to push on the glass. Luckily, it didn't break or even cobweb.
I grabbed the phone to dial Animal Control, but the bear managed to climb out by grabbing hold of OUR FRIGGIN CABLE TV CABLE! AACK! NO! NEED TV! They ran off, into my crazy neighbor's yard.
What a way to wake up.
