Disney patents anthropomorphic genome

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:33 pm

http://watleyreview.com/2005/062105-3.html

Do you think werewolves could represent a patent infringement? And, where does Goofy fit in to all of this? Is Disney in fact a front for the CZ aliens and their plot to do... whatever it is that they're doing?

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:43 pm

Sometimes our patent system truly disturbs me.

-- Vilkacis

WolvenOne · Post by **WolvenOne** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:46 pm

wierd

Doruk Golcu · Post by **Doruk Golcu** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:59 pm

You do realize that this is not a real article, of course.

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:09 pm

OMFG. thats wronge, or atleast weird.

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:15 pm

Doruk Golcu wrote:You do realize that this is not a real article, of course.

Watley Review wrote:Our staff is inspired by none but the Finest single-malt Scotch

It doesn't make our patent system any less disturbing.

-- Vilkacis

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:01 pm

Whoa!! They are talking about living breathing anthropomorphic animals!!

Now that is freaky!!

Aki · Post by **Aki** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:27 pm

Doruk Golcu wrote:You do realize that this is not a real article, of course.

I hope so...

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:31 pm

It should be obvious enough. I mean... Really, if you were researching an R&D project to alter human DNA funded by a massive corporation, would you begin your search for confirmations at a place called Carnegie Mellon?

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:14 pm

Plus theres really the fact of the conserversy about this if they were to really make a real live Mickey Mouse.

Hamster · Post by **Hamster** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:36 pm

Darth Canis · Post by **Darth Canis** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:17 pm

Ummm ..... that isn't right if they are talking about creating real living things....

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:27 pm

Darth Canis wrote: Ummm ..... that isn't right if they are talking about creating real living things....

I find this very funny!! And odd at the same time.

read below.

There is also particular concern from costumed workers at Disneyland, who are concerned that Disney is going to replace them with genetically engineered creatures bred to look like the trademark Disney characters.

Vehemori · Post by **Vehemori** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:41 am

Funny. Somehow would I find it very typical for humans to create anthromorphic animals for a purpose like that.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:49 am

This article has got to be a joke. It wouldn't be fair for that poor soul to live his life a an anthropomorphic animal at an amusement park. The humans probably won't give it any rights or freedom.

What if they bred a werewolf just for the purpose of film making? And they kept him/her locked up when not in use. I bet everyone in here would fight for that werewolf's freedom.

Sorry.....But I think its silly, stupid, and down right cruel for someone to write such an article.

Darth Canis · Post by **Darth Canis** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:45 pm

Well then they could make a movie about how all the pluto's and goofy's go beserk and begin to eat the park guests because they are maddened by all the years of oppression now that would be a movie i would see

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:17 am

It's a joke. The web site posts political satire articles, much like The Onion. (For example, there's another article about how G.W. Bush wants to use the value of freedom to balance the deficit.)