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Disney patents anthropomorphic genome

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:33 pm
by Scott Gardener
http://watleyreview.com/2005/062105-3.html

Do you think werewolves could represent a patent infringement? And, where does Goofy fit in to all of this? Is Disney in fact a front for the CZ aliens and their plot to do... whatever it is that they're doing?

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:43 pm
by Vilkacis
Sometimes our patent system truly disturbs me.
:(

-- Vilkacis

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:46 pm
by WolvenOne
wierd

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:59 pm
by Doruk Golcu
You do realize that this is not a real article, of course.

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:09 pm
by outwarddoodles
OMFG. thats wronge, or atleast weird.

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:15 pm
by Vilkacis
Doruk Golcu wrote:You do realize that this is not a real article, of course.
Watley Review wrote:Our staff is inspired by none but the Finest single-malt Scotch
It doesn't make our patent system any less disturbing.
:(

-- Vilkacis

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:01 pm
by Figarou
Whoa!! They are talking about living breathing anthropomorphic animals!!



Now that is freaky!!

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:27 pm
by Aki
Doruk Golcu wrote:You do realize that this is not a real article, of course.
I hope so... :o

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:31 pm
by Terastas
It should be obvious enough. I mean... Really, if you were researching an R&D project to alter human DNA funded by a massive corporation, would you begin your search for confirmations at a place called Carnegie Mellon?

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:14 pm
by outwarddoodles
Plus theres really the fact of the conserversy about this if they were to really make a real live Mickey Mouse.

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:36 pm
by Hamster
??

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:17 pm
by Darth Canis
:o Ummm ..... that isn't right if they are talking about creating real living things....

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:27 pm
by Figarou
Darth Canis wrote::o Ummm ..... that isn't right if they are talking about creating real living things....
:lol: I find this very funny!! And odd at the same time. ??

read below.

There is also particular concern from costumed workers at Disneyland, who are concerned that Disney is going to replace them with genetically engineered creatures bred to look like the trademark Disney characters.

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:41 am
by Vehemori
Funny. Somehow would I find it very typical for humans to create anthromorphic animals for a purpose like that.

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:49 am
by Figarou
This article has got to be a joke. It wouldn't be fair for that poor soul to live his life a an anthropomorphic animal at an amusement park. The humans probably won't give it any rights or freedom.


What if they bred a werewolf just for the purpose of film making? And they kept him/her locked up when not in use. I bet everyone in here would fight for that werewolf's freedom.


Sorry.....But I think its silly, stupid, and down right cruel for someone to write such an article. :x

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:45 pm
by Darth Canis
Well then they could make a movie about how all the pluto's and goofy's go beserk and begin to eat the park guests because they are maddened by all the years of oppression now that would be a movie i would see :lol:

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:17 am
by Scott Gardener
It's a joke. The web site posts political satire articles, much like The Onion. (For example, there's another article about how G.W. Bush wants to use the value of freedom to balance the deficit.)