Nothin' like Corny Jokes.
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:57 pm
I was wondering if any of you all have a nice corny joke to share? I got one, and to make it nice and funneir I'll personalize it;
Anthony, Vuldari, Figaruo and Scott had finished meeting each other at A-kon and were ready to go eat at the very crowded Chinese resturant. So the four got into a car while Anthony drove along. So, they're driving along when suddenly the car infrount of them stopped for a flock of ducks passing by, their car swerved and fell off the side of the road. Crashed.
The four found themselves in, surprisingly enough, heaven. Where an Angel greeted them and showed them a lovely city. Yet warned them of one thing; 'Just don't step on any ducks'. Fig instantly snicked at the fact of Duckies and joked; 'Will they blow up on us?' to the others. The angel didn't answer and just strolled away. Though the group wondered apon the duckie warning they didn't give it a time of day and walked around exploring Heaven together. They soon found themselves hanging out in a hotel for that time.
Vuldari become a bored fellow and decieded to reflect as taking a walk in a park. A beautiful park indeed, with a duck pound in the center. We strolled along thinking when suddenly... 'QUACK!'. Vuldari looked down to see that he had stepped on a Duck. He instantly remembered the previous warning. So he started making his way home when a weird, ugly, disfigured women started to fallow him. He didn't ask her or anything, it was heaven, what could happen to him? The others noticed the ugly lady as Vuldari got home. 'I just stepped on some Duck and then there she was!'
Later the Women just seemed to disapeer. Anthony was quite the hungry man though. He woke up in the middle of the night and found his way through the dark hotel room to a great fridge filled with all kinds of great food. Anthony got out a nice snack and turned around stepping through the darkness when...'QUACK!' Anthony looked down to see he had stepped on a duck. Before he knew it another ugly wemon was there in the room fallowing him.
The next morning when the other guys woke up and saw Anthony they snickered that Anthony stepped on duck! Later that women too went away. The foursome then knew why you shouldn't step on the duck, they they didn't know why it happened. Well, Figarou was feeling down and all, and decided to go to the Mall and see if they have any home theatre stuff. He left on the bus to there.
Later the three others decieded to go to the Mall too and see what they could find and get their hands on. AS they went they saw Fig and a very beautiful Lady next to them, they were both walking together. Scott ran up to him and wispered in his ear. 'How'd you get this new friend?' Figaruo blushed at him and said 'She stepped on a duck.'
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Corny, I know, but worth a read eh? And Fig, I don't really think your Ugly so don't take that to heart!
Anthony, Vuldari, Figaruo and Scott had finished meeting each other at A-kon and were ready to go eat at the very crowded Chinese resturant. So the four got into a car while Anthony drove along. So, they're driving along when suddenly the car infrount of them stopped for a flock of ducks passing by, their car swerved and fell off the side of the road. Crashed.
The four found themselves in, surprisingly enough, heaven. Where an Angel greeted them and showed them a lovely city. Yet warned them of one thing; 'Just don't step on any ducks'. Fig instantly snicked at the fact of Duckies and joked; 'Will they blow up on us?' to the others. The angel didn't answer and just strolled away. Though the group wondered apon the duckie warning they didn't give it a time of day and walked around exploring Heaven together. They soon found themselves hanging out in a hotel for that time.
Vuldari become a bored fellow and decieded to reflect as taking a walk in a park. A beautiful park indeed, with a duck pound in the center. We strolled along thinking when suddenly... 'QUACK!'. Vuldari looked down to see that he had stepped on a Duck. He instantly remembered the previous warning. So he started making his way home when a weird, ugly, disfigured women started to fallow him. He didn't ask her or anything, it was heaven, what could happen to him? The others noticed the ugly lady as Vuldari got home. 'I just stepped on some Duck and then there she was!'
Later the Women just seemed to disapeer. Anthony was quite the hungry man though. He woke up in the middle of the night and found his way through the dark hotel room to a great fridge filled with all kinds of great food. Anthony got out a nice snack and turned around stepping through the darkness when...'QUACK!' Anthony looked down to see he had stepped on a duck. Before he knew it another ugly wemon was there in the room fallowing him.
The next morning when the other guys woke up and saw Anthony they snickered that Anthony stepped on duck! Later that women too went away. The foursome then knew why you shouldn't step on the duck, they they didn't know why it happened. Well, Figarou was feeling down and all, and decided to go to the Mall and see if they have any home theatre stuff. He left on the bus to there.
Later the three others decieded to go to the Mall too and see what they could find and get their hands on. AS they went they saw Fig and a very beautiful Lady next to them, they were both walking together. Scott ran up to him and wispered in his ear. 'How'd you get this new friend?' Figaruo blushed at him and said 'She stepped on a duck.'
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Corny, I know, but worth a read eh? And Fig, I don't really think your Ugly so don't take that to heart!
*Wimps*
