The evil among us
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The evil among us
I can keep silent no longer, people need to know the truth. I'm here to warn you good folks about the evil in the shadows of our forum. I speak of the moderators. Do not be fooled by their benign appearance, they are a serious threat.
At great risk of bodily harm I followed certain unnamed moderators when they left for "work", and where else did I wind up but The Vampire Club. Yes, that's right. It's shocking, I know, but our moderators are bloodsucking creatures of the night! Lupin may or may not be a pirate as well, I couldn't get close enough to check.
For all this time we have been fooled into thinking they were honest werewolves, when they are actually unholy fiends. Unfortunately I was spotted, and they know that the jig is up. Mere oppression is no longer enough for them. We are all in danger, they are out for blood.
Someone's at the door, a Fed-Ex truck. Perfect, I've been waiting for this garlic delivery all day. I'll be back in a minute.
At great risk of bodily harm I followed certain unnamed moderators when they left for "work", and where else did I wind up but The Vampire Club. Yes, that's right. It's shocking, I know, but our moderators are bloodsucking creatures of the night! Lupin may or may not be a pirate as well, I couldn't get close enough to check.
For all this time we have been fooled into thinking they were honest werewolves, when they are actually unholy fiends. Unfortunately I was spotted, and they know that the jig is up. Mere oppression is no longer enough for them. We are all in danger, they are out for blood.
Someone's at the door, a Fed-Ex truck. Perfect, I've been waiting for this garlic delivery all day. I'll be back in a minute.
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Re: The evil among us
Why didn't you order the Golgothan-blessed holy water?
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Re: The evil among us
If you're trying to be funny, you picked a rather inappropriate context to do it in. Especially at the present time.
Okay, I'll laugh. Ha-Ha.
Okay, I'll laugh. Ha-Ha.
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Wing: A good parody, but you might have taken it just a tad too far with the vampire jab, as I think that many were fans might be a bit iffy about being related to vampires in any conceivable way. My suggestion? Make it a zombie club instead, just as funny, but without the less desirable elements.
When it comes to undead, I'd much prefer to make a pal out of a zombie than a vampire any day of the week. Especially if they're the DMFA sort.
When it comes to undead, I'd much prefer to make a pal out of a zombie than a vampire any day of the week. Especially if they're the DMFA sort.
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Re: The evil among us
lol nice.
and people were joking around in chat last night, which im pretty sure is where this came from, so i sincerely doubt any harm was meant by it
and people were joking around in chat last night, which im pretty sure is where this came from, so i sincerely doubt any harm was meant by it
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*quickly wipes his mouth*Vagrant wrote:Wing: A good parody, but you might have taken it just a tad too far with the vampire jab, as I think that many were fans might be a bit iffy about being related to vampires in any conceivable way. My suggestion? Make it a zombie club instead, just as funny, but without the less desirable elements.
Yeah, Vampires infiltrating the upper echelons of a werewolf forum in order to... uh... well... that's just so silly I can't even finish that sentence.
Yeah.
Completely.
Yeah.
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Re: The evil among us
Bah, and here I was worried that people would take me seriously.
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So does that mean I shouldn't have planted garlic in the flower box on my porch?Wingman wrote:Bah, and here I was worried that people would take me seriously.
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I'd be more worried about your porch smelling like garlic bread.Terastas wrote:So does that mean I shouldn't have planted garlic in the flower box on my porch?Wingman wrote:Bah, and here I was worried that people would take me seriously.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, garlic bread...
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Perfect. >:)Wingman wrote:Bah, and here I was worried that people would take me seriously.
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Re: The evil among us
There is a very simple solution to this problem.
"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching."
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Re: The evil among us
Okay, now it's safe to reveal a few things.
We Mods and Admins are not Vampires...although we have been spying on them.
We're actually Swedish Chefs, testing to see if Broccoli is also effective as a Vampire deterrent...
Bork!
We Mods and Admins are not Vampires...although we have been spying on them.
We're actually Swedish Chefs, testing to see if Broccoli is also effective as a Vampire deterrent...
Bork!
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Oh no they're on to me! I can't let them think I'm a... vampire? Um... yeeaaaah... a vampire. Right.
>.>
<.<
*Tucks his werehare rabbit ears into his hat.*
^_^,
Friggin' predators. Heh.
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*Tucks his werehare rabbit ears into his hat.*
^_^,
Friggin' predators. Heh.
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