THE PACK Message Boards

"Bite me"
"Eat me"
How did you get all that fur to stay on?(then start pulling it)
Nice tail(then pull on it)

Awwwwww oh my god look at the sweet poochy woochy! Yeah he's a good doggy, aren't you boy? Awww he just wants to be petted, doesn't he! *squeeeeel* He is SO cute!

"Nice fursuit! It looks so realistic. Where did you get this material?"

"Wait, don't wear that necklace; it's made of silver!...Nah, I'm just kidding."

"Hey, you wanna listen to my air-horn?"

"So, does it hurt when I do...this?"
*bops the werewolf on the snout, pulls its tail, and runs away while laughing maniacally*

"What color is my shirt, you color-blind rascal?"

"Sit."

"Stay."

"Fetch."

"Shake a paw."

"You're not gonna' sniff me, are you?"

"Hey, I hope you don't mind, but I invited a priest, a wolf poacher, and some crazy werewolf fans that are just DYING to meet you!"

"Wanna go back to my place?"

Who wants Walkies?!

tyger wrote:Who wants Walkies?!

"Who's a good boy? Yoush a gooboohy! Yes you are! Yyyyes yoooou arrre! Wanna go to the vetty-wetties? Yesh you doo!"

*werewhine*

"Male pattern balding!"

"Fleas, lice, and everything nice!"

"-and remember, the toilet is not for drinking out of."

"Am I gonna' have to rub your nose in that?"

I hate animal’s especially dogs

"I double dare ya to eat and shallow a chicken bone!"

"I wonder what's behind your alter ego, human skin...?"

"Wear a flea collar, I don't want any fleas in my house or in my hair."

"I want you to bite this plank and see if you can break it. I hope your muzzle doesn't get any splinters. Oh wait, you have fur. Maybe your teeth will get splinters."

"Now wait, scientifically, how the hell do you shift?"

*lols at Gevaudan's* Along those same lines:

"No, seriously, are you a man or a wolf? You can't be both!"

Also:

"Forget it Hairball, this house is brick."

"Well lets see, for movies I've got Cursed, Darkwolf, Dog Soldiers, the Howling. . ."

"Yeah, I can see why normal people would be afraid of you. . ." *snicker*

EDIT: I think this could apply as well:
WLIIA: SFAH: Bad things to say or do to someone with a hairy back.

"Can you bark?"

"Roll over!"

"Sit!"

Etc.

All of the above should end in a gory bloodbath.

"So what exactly can kill a werewolf?"

"Nah, I prefer Coors. SILVER BULLET!!!"

"Somebody get this man a dental bone."

". . .and some Beano."

"You're a smart guy, why do you think there's plastic on all the furniture."

"Does it know any tricks?"

"So, you and your girl ever get freaky while you're like that?"

"Mine's bigger."

"Do you Sparkle?"

"Bath time"

"I am allergic to dogs"

*Points to a sign* "No dogs allowed."

*Hits a werewolf with a rolled up newspaper*

"I'm sorry, but the only utensils we have left are silver."

"You are vaccinated right?"

"Hey, Halloween isn't until another 3 months."

Pull out a dog whistle and say, "I should play this."

"You look nothing like the werewolf in Teen Wolf."

"I've gone hunting with Dwight Shrewt." (Dwight from The Office has claimed to hunt werewolves and vampires in one episode.)

Start trying to pull at their face and say, "Why won't the mask come off?!"

"Five minutes to shift? What the hell kind of lame pansy werewolf are you?!"

"Yeesh. You look like Jim Henson's last wish."

"Here, look at this picture of the sun."

"Damn. Why couldn't I have run into one of the cool werewolves."

". . . You know, like the ones in Twilight."

"Care for some chocolate [expletive]?!!"

"Cub!! I have a cookie for you"

"Let's find this stick"

"Wolfie, wolfie stop growling!"

"So, do you like that song by Warren Zevon?"

"Sweaty yet? Oh, wait..."

"Watch out for those candles!"

"Oh my God! You have got to tell me how to become a werewolf!"

"Do you do it 'doggie-style?' Ha ha ha!"

Terastas wrote:
". . . You know, like the ones in Twilight."

Yeah, just ask them if they met Edward...

A joke you should never tell to a werewolf.

What are those tiny parasites called on werewolves?

LUNATICS!


LOL.