things you should'nt say to a werewolf
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things you should'nt say to a werewolf
"Bite me"
"Eat me"
How did you get all that fur to stay on?(then start pulling it)
Nice tail(then pull on it)
"Eat me"
How did you get all that fur to stay on?(then start pulling it)
Nice tail(then pull on it)
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.
You say werewolf like its a bad thing.
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Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.
You say werewolf like its a bad thing.
http://cmrpg.net/turn.php?cid=131877&serv=1
Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
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"Nice fursuit! It looks so realistic. Where did you get this material?"
"Wait, don't wear that necklace; it's made of silver!...Nah, I'm just kidding."
"Hey, you wanna listen to my air-horn?"
"So, does it hurt when I do...this?"
*bops the werewolf on the snout, pulls its tail, and runs away while laughing maniacally*
"What color is my shirt, you color-blind rascal?"
"Wait, don't wear that necklace; it's made of silver!...Nah, I'm just kidding."
"Hey, you wanna listen to my air-horn?"
"So, does it hurt when I do...this?"
*bops the werewolf on the snout, pulls its tail, and runs away while laughing maniacally*
"What color is my shirt, you color-blind rascal?"
And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
"Sit."
"Stay."
"Fetch."
"Shake a paw."
"You're not gonna' sniff me, are you?"
"Stay."
"Fetch."
"Shake a paw."
"You're not gonna' sniff me, are you?"
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"Hey, I hope you don't mind, but I invited a priest, a wolf poacher, and some crazy werewolf fans that are just DYING to meet you!"
And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
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Who wants Walkies?!
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"Who's a good boy? Yoush a gooboohy! Yes you are! Yyyyes yoooou arrre! Wanna go to the vetty-wetties? Yesh you doo!"tyger wrote:Who wants Walkies?!
*werewhine*
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
"Male pattern balding!"
"Fleas, lice, and everything nice!"
"Fleas, lice, and everything nice!"
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"-and remember, the toilet is not for drinking out of."
"Am I gonna' have to rub your nose in that?"
"Am I gonna' have to rub your nose in that?"
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
I hate animal’s especially dogs
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
well actually do blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
well actually do blame it on the moonlight
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"I double dare ya to eat and shallow a chicken bone!"
"I wonder what's behind your alter ego, human skin...?"
"Wear a flea collar, I don't want any fleas in my house or in my hair."
"I want you to bite this plank and see if you can break it. I hope your muzzle doesn't get any splinters. Oh wait, you have fur. Maybe your teeth will get splinters."
"I wonder what's behind your alter ego, human skin...?"
"Wear a flea collar, I don't want any fleas in my house or in my hair."
"I want you to bite this plank and see if you can break it. I hope your muzzle doesn't get any splinters. Oh wait, you have fur. Maybe your teeth will get splinters."
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"Now wait, scientifically, how the hell do you shift?"
And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
*lols at Gevaudan's* Along those same lines:
"No, seriously, are you a man or a wolf? You can't be both!"
Also:
"Forget it Hairball, this house is brick."
"Well lets see, for movies I've got Cursed, Darkwolf, Dog Soldiers, the Howling. . ."
"Yeah, I can see why normal people would be afraid of you. . ." *snicker*
EDIT: I think this could apply as well:
WLIIA: SFAH: Bad things to say or do to someone with a hairy back.
"No, seriously, are you a man or a wolf? You can't be both!"
Also:
"Forget it Hairball, this house is brick."
"Well lets see, for movies I've got Cursed, Darkwolf, Dog Soldiers, the Howling. . ."
"Yeah, I can see why normal people would be afraid of you. . ." *snicker*
EDIT: I think this could apply as well:
WLIIA: SFAH: Bad things to say or do to someone with a hairy back.
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
"Can you bark?"
"Roll over!"
"Sit!"
Etc.
All of the above should end in a gory bloodbath.
"Roll over!"
"Sit!"
Etc.
All of the above should end in a gory bloodbath.
Scott Gardener wrote: I'd be afraid to shift if I were to lose control. If I just looked fuggly, I'd simply be annoyed every full moon.
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"So what exactly can kill a werewolf?"
"Nah, I prefer Coors. SILVER BULLET!!!"
"Somebody get this man a dental bone."
". . .and some Beano."
"You're a smart guy, why do you think there's plastic on all the furniture."
"Does it know any tricks?"
"So, you and your girl ever get freaky while you're like that?"
"Nah, I prefer Coors. SILVER BULLET!!!"
"Somebody get this man a dental bone."
". . .and some Beano."
"You're a smart guy, why do you think there's plastic on all the furniture."
"Does it know any tricks?"
"So, you and your girl ever get freaky while you're like that?"
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
"Do you Sparkle?"
"Bath time"
"I am allergic to dogs"
"Bath time"
"I am allergic to dogs"
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Often make some people
Lose all perspective and
Give way to ranting and raving and
Carrying on like emotional children.
They either refuse to discuss it with reason,
Or else they prefer argumentum ad hominem,
Which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion."
Often make some people
Lose all perspective and
Give way to ranting and raving and
Carrying on like emotional children.
They either refuse to discuss it with reason,
Or else they prefer argumentum ad hominem,
Which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion."
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*Points to a sign* "No dogs allowed."
*Hits a werewolf with a rolled up newspaper*
"I'm sorry, but the only utensils we have left are silver."
"You are vaccinated right?"
"Hey, Halloween isn't until another 3 months."
*Hits a werewolf with a rolled up newspaper*
"I'm sorry, but the only utensils we have left are silver."
"You are vaccinated right?"
"Hey, Halloween isn't until another 3 months."
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
Pull out a dog whistle and say, "I should play this."
"You look nothing like the werewolf in Teen Wolf."
"I've gone hunting with Dwight Shrewt." (Dwight from The Office has claimed to hunt werewolves and vampires in one episode.)
Start trying to pull at their face and say, "Why won't the mask come off?!"
"You look nothing like the werewolf in Teen Wolf."
"I've gone hunting with Dwight Shrewt." (Dwight from The Office has claimed to hunt werewolves and vampires in one episode.)
Start trying to pull at their face and say, "Why won't the mask come off?!"
I'm working on a werewolf novel, while liking to stay up late at night and going to college. I'm going to be sleep-deprived when this is all said and done.
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"Five minutes to shift? What the hell kind of lame pansy werewolf are you?!"
"Yeesh. You look like Jim Henson's last wish."
"Here, look at this picture of the sun."
"Damn. Why couldn't I have run into one of the cool werewolves."
". . . You know, like the ones in Twilight."
"Care for some chocolate [expletive]?!!"
"Yeesh. You look like Jim Henson's last wish."
"Here, look at this picture of the sun."
"Damn. Why couldn't I have run into one of the cool werewolves."
". . . You know, like the ones in Twilight."
"Care for some chocolate [expletive]?!!"
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
"Cub!! I have a cookie for you"
"Let's find this stick"
"Wolfie, wolfie stop growling!"
"Let's find this stick"
"Wolfie, wolfie stop growling!"
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
"So, do you like that song by Warren Zevon?"
"Sweaty yet? Oh, wait..."
"Watch out for those candles!"
"Oh my God! You have got to tell me how to become a werewolf!"
"Do you do it 'doggie-style?' Ha ha ha!"
"Sweaty yet? Oh, wait..."
"Watch out for those candles!"
"Oh my God! You have got to tell me how to become a werewolf!"
"Do you do it 'doggie-style?' Ha ha ha!"
And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
Yeah, just ask them if they met Edward...Terastas wrote:
". . . You know, like the ones in Twilight."
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Re: things you should'nt say to a werewolf
A joke you should never tell to a werewolf.
What are those tiny parasites called on werewolves?
LUNATICS!
LOL.
What are those tiny parasites called on werewolves?
LUNATICS!
LOL.