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you are at the zoo and a monkey flicks you off. do you
A. Flick him off
B. pray to god he doesnt fling poo
C. throw something at him
D.walk away
E. come back on the full moon and biter him turning him into a monkey werewolf

is there a penguin awarness week?

reincarnation

friends

d

Your in east LA in an area known for car jacking. the light turns yellow about to turn red do you
A)stop
B)Go
C)Go Faster
D) floor it and hope there is not a cop around

travelosity gnome

C A man walks up to you at night. the full moon appears and it turns out hes a weremiget. He looks at you with his crazy new tiny body do you A) Drop kick him B) Ask how in the hell do you get bitten by a Miget C) Run away from him and his really creepy fingers D) Chuck him off the cliff E) Say &quo...

driving the snakes from ireland

leprechauns

i prefer to think of myself not as a human but as a penguin god trapped in a mans body

yeah im pretty well aquanted with mike and vic as for the ayers brothers, ive met them at several premeres and they will most likely let me do it... its not really a rubber duckie its more like a stress foam duckie that i got from taking a test to see how crazy i am...turns out i have signs of manic...

i'll be going probably on friday and maybe saturday... i intend to hit Vic Mignoga, Mike McFarlend, and the Ayres Brothers with rubber duckies, does anyone want me to post this footage on the forum. to anyone going look for my afro and rubber chicken as i will have both

maybe its something like fly paper only an elmers brand... maybe good to trap gnomes with... mwaahahahahaha... i have them now

i cant help but feel.. slightly responsible, my many random and wacky ways tend to annoy people after a while. so im ganna go do something unwacky and unfun for a couple of days

bullets

we should make a wolf con or something

children find that stuff delicious

the dog

$1 candies

well actually i had a really random week and well... gnomes were on my mind and i was hyper while i scoped out the days posts... so anyway im cool and calm now and Gnomes rock as do the were-penguin tribe

im going...hopfully as a comedian.

GNOMES! THE GNOMES ARE COMING! there out to destroy us GNOMES AHHHHHHHHHHH...*runs around in a circle hit head on flag pole...knocked out* mumble...gnomes...out to get us

midnight

diablo

monkey