As a suggestion, you could post the list of information on what you have, so people can come to you with an idea about what they want.
Myself included.
You can run, you can hide, but I'll still pounce on you and lick you silly.
OH MY GOD!!! WHITEPAW!! are you going all pacifist and peaceloving on me??
Well be, thy one. And wisdom too. And grew, and joyed in my growth. From a word to a word, I was led to a word. From a deed...to another deed.
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."