What exactly is in a can of wup-ass?

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:30 am

Uh, yyyyyyyeah......aand you're done.

*Opens can*
Hey, look...it is Samuel L Jackson.

SLJ: Who the #&$@ put me in this motha-#&$@in can??!! I'm a mushroom cloud-layin motha-#&$@a, motha-#&$@a! Every time they put me in a can, I'm supa-fly TNT!! I'm the Guns of the Navarrone!! And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, when I LAY my VENGEANCE upon thee!

Yeah, tell em, Jules!

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:07 am

Opening a can of wup-a** is just a funny way of saying you'r gonna beat the s*** out of someone. Its something like 'Captain Obvious'.

psiguy · Post by **psiguy** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:16 am

And here I thought it was Chuck Norris...

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:42 am

Kzinistzerg wrote:A slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

Thats a good one. You beat someone with it and the lemon gets in the wounds. Ouch!

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:51 am

Why don't we just get the depressed robot to do it, about 42 times, how's that for Whupass?

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:52 pm

MoonKit wrote:
Kzinistzerg wrote:A slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.
Thats a good one. You beat someone with it and the lemon gets in the wounds. Ouch!

It's a reference from the book "Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy". It describes the most delicious drink in the Universe. I forgot the exact quote though.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. A cocktail invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, its ingredients include Ol' Janx Spirit, Santraginean sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract, the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, Zamphuor and an olive. It should be drunk with extreme care. It's like getting your head smashed with a gold brick and a slice of limon.

Kzinistzerg · Post by **Kzinistzerg** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:02 pm

Yes, that is the reference. I thought it appropriate.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:56 pm

Heh...there is an actual product called Whoop a**

http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/whoop_a**/

Its an energy drink.

Kaebora · Post by **Kaebora** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:08 am

Yeah, that's the drink. They discontinued that product years ago. It slumped in sales. It didn't taste that great anyways. Like a strange watered down mock-up of Red Bull. Ick. As a computer animator, I live on 50% food, 50% energy drinks. I'm very particular about my caffine rushes. Gotta love that Red Bull-Vodka mix.

Lukas · Post by **Lukas** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:47 am

psiguy wrote:And here I thought it was Chuck Norris...

heh, you spelled may wrong with pay

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:04 pm

Heh, yeah, apparently the pack needs it own spellchecker...cause you spelled TEMPLAR WRONG!!!!!!!

*Opens can of wupass. Samuel L Jackson helps beat Lukas to a fine pulp* :punishment:

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:27 pm

Kaebora wrote:
MoonKit wrote:
Kzinistzerg wrote:A slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.
Thats a good one. You beat someone with it and the lemon gets in the wounds. Ouch!
It's a reference from the book "Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy". It describes the most delicious drink in the Universe. I forgot the exact quote though.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. A cocktail invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, its ingredients include Ol' Janx Spirit, Santraginean sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin, Fallian marsh gas, Qualactin Hypermint extract, the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger, Zamphuor and an olive. It should be drunk with extreme care. It's like getting your head smashed with a gold brick and a slice of limon.

Hmmm...now Im embarrassed. I read those books.

But in my defence I only read them once and straight through.

Lukas · Post by **Lukas** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:23 am

Templar wrote:Heh, yeah, apparently the pack needs it own spellchecker...cause you spelled TEMPLAR WRONG!!!!!!!
*Opens can of wupass. Samuel L Jackson helps beat Lukas to a fine pulp*

i dont really care ,i usully dont but i couldnt resist