The pack death match!!!

Moon_Lover · Post by **Moon_Lover** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:06 pm

*Grins* Masochist. Wonderful.
*He bows, then also bends his knees, simply balancing on the balls of his feet*
Hm...where to start...where to start...
*Keeping his palms open, he moves forward, then slams his palm up against Templar's sternum, dislocating it. Pulls back*
Hm...you shouldn't be able to punch anymore. At least, not as effectively. And how about we both skip on regeneration before death for a while. It's better training to see what you can do with what's left.

Lena · Post by **Lena** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:35 pm

Jump on Moon_Lover and bite neck.

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:17 am

*Knocks Lena off Moon-Lover with a hook kick*
My apologies, li'l lady. Yer just gonna hafta wait yer turn.
*Turns back to Moon-Lover*
Now, where were we? Oh, right...
*Launches a jumping push-roundhouse kick, fracturing four of Moon-Lover's ribs and landing a head shot that sends him crashing laterally through a nearby wall *
Five years training in Tae Kwon Do. That's the kicking martial art. A good martial artist never relies entirely on his hands. Yeah, head trauma like that'll leave you punch drunk to a certain degree. Good luck with the whole hand-eye coordination thing.

*Reassumes fighting position*

Moon_Lover · Post by **Moon_Lover** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:11 pm

*Smiles, then closes his eyes*
I use other senses to attack, too.
*Runs up to Templar, ducking out of the fist blows. He stands on his right foot with his right foot, leaning to the right himself. His hand stos him from falling as he braces himself. He slams his left foot into Templar's knee, a shearing snap clearly heard, the leg now useless. He rolls his body, careful not to disturb the broken ribs, and suddenly stands behind Templar, slamming his elbow into his vertebra, dislocating one of them and badlly hindering his ability to use his back. Between the dislocated sternum and vertebra, both bones were now pushing on Templar's heart, severely limiting his circulation*
You'll be passing out soon.
*He backed off a fair distance, eyeing lena out of the corner of his eye* Don't worry, you're next.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:13 pm

Omni MORTE! (w00t latin)

Sic, vos mortistis nunc. et victorio!!!!! Vos non posuistis.

there I win cause you all died, but with latin!

Moon_Lover · Post by **Moon_Lover** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:43 pm

Benteiv *Fenrir's head suddenly explodes. Moon Lover grins from ear to ear*

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:08 pm

repeiecto, (Fenrir's head attatches itself and moon lover's head explodes) you can't out do me at ths

Moon_Lover · Post by **Moon_Lover** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:47 pm

(And how would you be able to speak when your head has exploded?)

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:22 am

*Uses last breath and every ounce of strength to violently twist body, relocating the vertebra and sighing with ecstasy. limps past a body with a blackened stump where Fenrir's head used to be*
Eventus stultorum magister. In pace requiescat et in aetornum.
*Makes the sign of the cross and faces Moon-Lover, assuming a crane stance w/ the broken leg up. Moon-Lover charges and takes a wild swing. Lets body fall backward, catching himself with his arms and shooting the good leg up towards Moon-Lover's oncoming neck. There's a sickening crack as Moon-Lover's throat is crushed and his spinal chord is separated from his skull. Moon-Lover is floored on his back, twitching and foaming at the mouth. Regenerates broken leg.*

Well, that was fun. Let's do this, say, every Wednesday and Sunday? In the meantime, we can deal with those overeager interlopers.
*Offers hand to help regenerating Moon-Lover up.*

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:38 am

Moon_Lover wrote:(And how would you be able to speak when your head has exploded?)

sign language

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:31 pm

*Cuts off Fenrir's arms with a sword* try to use sign languqage now

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:25 pm

well now i have my head back and i don't need sign language

fugee! *shoots everyone into space*

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:23 am

Omni reverto!
*Everybody's back. Grabs Fenrir by the throat.*
Now, yer just gettin' annoyin'.
Nam aeturnum in abyssum exuro!
*Floor opens up. Throws Fenrir into inferno.*

Moon_Lover · Post by **Moon_Lover** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:24 pm

Meh. I'll be random, as ususal. *Gives Templar a friendly punch to the back of the head, knocking out both his eyeballs* (Fighting for me, eh? Didn't think you were that bored...)

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:27 pm

Templar wrote:Omni reverto!
*Everybody's back. Grabs Fenrir by the throat.*
Now, yer just gettin' annoyin'.
Nam aeturnum in abyssum exuro!
*Floor opens up. Throws Fenrir into inferno.*

um.....your latin is wrong.....it says that "Now I(as in you) exit into the enternal abyss/nexus"
SO *waves* bye bye

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:17 pm

*sits and watches laughing my tail off *

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:55 am

*pushes White Paw into the abyss too*

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:51 pm

Comes up behind Fenrir and sends him into the Abyss, while pulling White Paw out

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:54 pm

*grabs ono fangs arm and paws growling climbing out of the abyss*

Silverfang · Post by **Silverfang** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:19 pm

tosses rubber duckies at everyone in the room

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:22 pm

*Dodges rubber duckies, not once do I loose my grip on White Paw*

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:00 am

*Climbs out of the abyss*
Well, good to be back.

Fenrir wrote:
um.....your latin is wrong.....it says that "Now I(as in you) exit into the enternal abyss/nexus"
SO *waves* bye bye

What, he thought I was sending him into the abyss? I just had to step out to take care of some stuff! Now he's in there?

*Closes hole* Meh, I'll deal with him later.
*Turns towards Moon-Lover*
Alright, ready for round 2?
*Plucks out Moon-Lover's eyes.*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:00 pm

*nagowteena* hears the loud BOOM and picks up a frying pan and walks over in the derectoin the BOOM came from.

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:16 pm

*Smacks nagowteena in the head with a mace.*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:23 pm

Turns around and smacks darkest wolf in the face with the frying pan.