*laughs at Fang's "gender reassignment", which was little more than putting a wig on me. Rams claws into Fang and White Paw's eyeballs*
So, you guys want to die together, eh? Well, how more poetic than in each other's embrace.
*drags Fang and White Paw by eye sockets over to iron maiden.Throws Fang in first. Spikes on back of maiden protrude through every orifice in Fang's body. Throws White Paw on top of Fang. Slams door shut, impaling them from the front and back. Listens to Fang and White Paw choking on their own blood*
What's that? You guys wanna cuddle even closer? Oookay.....
*grabs mallet. Hammers door, crushing iron maiden and everything inside closer and closer together. Only stops when maiden is little more than a hubcap-thin piece of blood-soaked metal. Peels what's left of White Paw away. Watches White Paw regenerate*
Now Fang, your fascination with my nuts is getting way too old and annoying. Focus on some other perverse way to try an' kill me, and maybe I'll start leavin White Paw alone.
*brings mallet down on White Paw's knees. Silences White Paw's screams by crushing his head. Waits for White Paw to regenerate, then repeats indefinitely*
Oh, and Teena...
*takes nagowteena's poking stick and rams it up her left nostril through the back of her skull*
Heheheheheheheheheh...............
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
-Ash www.knight-templar.deviantart.com
Fine *regenerates* Breaks both of templars kneecaps with a baseball bat* Now I've tried to be nice, I've tried to be fair, but my patience can only go so far. Capeshe? Now I'm giving yous an ultimatum. Oh the hell with this *Rams Grenade into templars mouth* *Pulls out pin* Templars head explodes covering everything in brains and blood *Seals body in comcrete tomb and drops it in the river*
Custom Title: "Begin the day with a friendly voice- a companion unobtrusive, plays that song that's so elusive and the magic music makes your morning mood..."- The Spirit of Radio- Rush
I sneak up behind Fang and stab him with my hand in his back. yanks hard and pulls out his back bone. Fang falls to the ground Sceeming. MOO! HA! HA! HA! Grabs some electrical wires and raps them around Fang's neck. puts my right foot one Fang's back and yanks hard on wires. Fang trys to screem but can't and slowly dies.
Grrr! gets up. rips of White Paw's head, and throuws it into a pond. grabs some glue and pours it all over White Paw's body and neck. White Paw falls to the ground and sand and leafs start sticking all over his body. *you think you can mess with me? next time you better think twice.*
Medame I have the bottle of Champaign you requested *Whacks you upside the head with bottle* *Breaks bottle and stabs you over and over untill you're dead*
Custom Title: "Begin the day with a friendly voice- a companion unobtrusive, plays that song that's so elusive and the magic music makes your morning mood..."- The Spirit of Radio- Rush
Hmm...Grabs Templar and snaps his neck. grabs pocket knife and cuts Templars belly open and rips out his internal organs. *That was boreing* throws Templar aside. anyone els?
*drags nagowteena over to car on blocks. Ties nagowteena's head down so side of her face is touching rear tire*
Cause I'm havin' a ball!
*hits gas. Tire grinds away nagowteena's head. Brings crowbar down on Fang's lower spine*
What is dis, huh? Baseball bat to the knees? Ultimatums? Cement baths? Who da f*** d'you think you are, huh? Frikkin' Robert DeNiro? Huh? I gotcha mafia thing, right here...
*beats Fang until crowbar breaks. Lights match. Takes shot of vodka and spews it at Fang, lighting it on fire. Unceremoniously drops Fang's ashes into river. Gives white Paw Fang's charred head and several dead fish*
It's a Sicilian message. Fang now sleeps wit de fried fishsticks. Hehehehehehheeheh....
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
-Ash www.knight-templar.deviantart.com
Custom Title: "Begin the day with a friendly voice- a companion unobtrusive, plays that song that's so elusive and the magic music makes your morning mood..."- The Spirit of Radio- Rush
[The Ghost of Cumulus walks in and the whole room is engulfed in a bright light. He leaves laughing insanely as nothing but black darkness can be seen all around. The room and all of its inhabitants are nowhere to be found.]
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Custom Title: "Begin the day with a friendly voice- a companion unobtrusive, plays that song that's so elusive and the magic music makes your morning mood..."- The Spirit of Radio- Rush
cumulusprotagonist wrote:[ The Ghost of Cumulus walks in and the whole room is engulfed in a bright light. He leaves laughing insanely as nothing but black darknes can be seen all around. The room and all of it's inhabitants are nowhere to be found.]
Custom Title: "Begin the day with a friendly voice- a companion unobtrusive, plays that song that's so elusive and the magic music makes your morning mood..."- The Spirit of Radio- Rush