I dunno why I make a new thread for this, but I did..
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The highlight of my night..Hmm..where to start..I decided to take a walk to the corner store tonight. It's not completely dark yet so I wanted ton walk an get something to drink. On the way back home I passed this frat house an this guy standing on the front porch of this house asked if I'd seen a guy running around naked..a fat guy an that he was drunk..I hadn't seen a thing, so anyways I started walking back towards meh house an I heard something behind me but didn't turn around. next thing I know I was on the ground this Fat guy had found me an he smelled strongly of beer, I didn't scream I dun think, but I know I pulled out my pocket knife an cut the s*** outta his arm, but he didn't flinch, he didn't try anything. The guy had passed out onto of me..-.-..Some cops that were parked a lil up the street saw him jump me an was already coming across the street through this traffic. A few cars had stopped to try an help. SO yeah that was more or less more excitement than I could even need. I love this blade..I still got his blood on it..I think I should go clean it now. Anyways yeah this guy was much bigger than myself which is why I couldn't move him. They got some ambulance here to get him an took him to the hospital.. I'm not hurt just shaking like krazy now....wow..Yeah..That's it..
I drank my St Patricks Day beers at home and celebrated my Irish blood alone this year. Boring but safe I guess. And cheaper!
If you stabbed someone over here you'd be bought in for questioning!!! Even in self defence, it's pretty stupid. I'm glad you got away unscathed. Some people are totally stupid and idiotic.
I'd be very scared too. I have an alarm I carry and my mother has pepper spray which isn't really legal either, but she doesn't care. It's necessary because some people clearly are violent drunks.
<b> Pack Drunk</b>
"Animals were not made for humans, not anymore than black people were made for whites or women for men" -Alice Walker-
I understand that drinkin causes problems with peoples behaviour and I agree that alcohol can turn people into real pricks but not all drunks are violent idiots.
It's also good to be drunk. I drink...not a great deal, maybe a couple of glasses of wine or a few pints a week. Although go back 10 years and I was a serious drinker. Some times I can go weeks without a single drop passing my lips, but I enjoy a drink. Occasionally, maybe 3 or 4 times a year, I will go out with the lads, for a blowout. This usually enatails me consuming vast quantities of lager and vodka and what ever else the evening presents to me. I don't fight, I don't get gobby. I MAY throw up and I may fall asleep in a carpark or in the woods on the way home, but I do no harm to anyone and only have a major headache to show for it the next day(and perhaps garlic breath from my post drink kebab)
Not all drunks are bad.
Well be, thy one. And wisdom too. And grew, and joyed in my growth. From a word to a word, I was led to a word. From a deed...to another deed.
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
There are violent drunks and happy drunks. I'm always a happy drunk. If you've got a violent nature, don't drink. Do everyone a favour if you are quite happy, then it's fine to go out and shove lots down!
<b> Pack Drunk</b>
"Animals were not made for humans, not anymore than black people were made for whites or women for men" -Alice Walker-
Well be, thy one. And wisdom too. And grew, and joyed in my growth. From a word to a word, I was led to a word. From a deed...to another deed.
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
Hahahahahahahah....
Fergive meh. Heh, the attack of the WERE-FRATBOY!! Heheheheheh...
Yeah, a knife's a hany thing ta have. Even if I ain't carryin' a blade, I's always gots meh car keys, an' in my hands, I think they'd prefer the knife. Hehehehehh....
Sigh, wish somethin' like that'd happen ta me. Didn't get inta a single fight this St. Patty's....
Sure, I could have stayed, could have even been king. But in my own way...I am King. (grabs girl) Hail to the king, baby!
-Ash www.knight-templar.deviantart.com
Sorry to hear about your 'excitement'; I didn't even realize today was St. Patty's 'till halfway through the day a slightly intoxicated customer tried to pinch me and I was like "What the...?" My band tried to get a show scheduled for tonight, but all the decent venues have had tonight booked since december... *filing that away for next year*; I just had practice with the new drummer for VolkoV, and went home and... found out that some fellow Packmates have been attacked by rabid were-idiots... schweet....
Dark Joker... Great to hear you're OK. Also it's good that you fought back, hopefully this creep will remember it and not try assaulting other random passers by.
Lupine... I don't think it's so much drinking causing problems than it is drinking bringing problems to the surface. I've been around enough drunk people who wouldn't think of doing something like that. If this creep can't control himself when drunk... he's got no business drinking in the first place. Perhaps no business being out in the community in the first place, either.
I'm really surprised you weren't taken in for questioning/booked on assault charges. I suppose it could have been worse, though.
Of course, I'm also surprised I didn't meet any drunks at all last night, walking home as I did at 2 AM (I live on the same street as all the bars in town). I guess the bars weren't letting out till later!
TakeWalker wrote:I'm really surprised you weren't taken in for questioning/booked on assault charges. I suppose it could have been worse, though.
Of course, I'm also surprised I didn't meet any drunks at all last night, walking home as I did at 2 AM (I live on the same street as all the bars in town). I guess the bars weren't letting out till later!
If the cops took her in for questioning, she could have stated that what she did was purely self defense against an intoxicated fat guy who attacked her... Hmm, that story would probably sound weird, but I'm sure they would have accepted it.
Nah they didn't get me for the knife an yeah I'm perfectly fine just like damn.. What are the odds My mate just made a good point though she said and I quote
if u live in a frat house/college area, chances are the cops know this happend to often to bother with reports
Makes sense to me
We have, or had 3 frat houses around, but one burned down recently, an well I think they are making a new one, The place where the guy asked me if I saw the fat guy Eh but yeah all is well thanks ya'll fer the sapport *hugz everyone*
Geesh!
Therianthrope Author of Urban Fantasy, Young Adult, and Horror novels 
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