Crazy stuff

Werewolf-Kin · Post by **Werewolf-Kin** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:07 pm

write down stories of the most awkward/embarrasing/funny/sad... and the persong with the best story wins! but im not tellin what you win XP

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:20 pm

i wanna know my terms and conditions first. pluse the odds on winning the prize plus what the prize is. it may not be worth my effort.

lupine · Post by **lupine** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:35 pm

I'm up for it.

I got a story that I can honestly say has got to be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I will post it, but I wanna see some others up here first

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:06 pm

okay.... 8 months ago, when I had first started acting I was going to be in my first showcase (wich had almost 400 people there) and I had just gotten new shoes, and I couldn't walk in them right. I kept triping over my feet...

and we were practicing for the grand fanelly (wich was singing and dancing) and I'm in the front row on stage, then I triped and fell off the stage!!!!!!! and it was about 4 feet aff the ground! and no carpet eather.... everyone was freeked, but happily I didn't get hurt. but man, was that embarresing!!!

and when it was time to go (the same day) I had to go down stares, to exit the building, then I triped, and stumbled, (or rather rolled) all the way down the stares. and everyone saw!!!!

I made a compleet fool out of myself!!!!!

Timber-WoIf · Post by **Timber-WoIf** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:32 pm

i wuz cleaning this old couples house. rooms to be cleaned were master bed, bedroom, living room, dining room,and a den. I walked into the second bedroom to start movin furniture outta the way, and found a neked 80 somthing year old woman.
...yea, nuff said there.

Kirk Hammett · Post by **Kirk Hammett** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:46 am

Oooh I remember a story.

I had my first gig with a band I joined a couple of years ago. Now, the band had a big local fanbase. There were a few hundred in the crowd at least. Because I was the new lead guitarist and had just recorded half an EP and people HAD heard me, I had to be good onstage too. If the crowd hates a new band member it makes it difficult.

Luckily, they loved our stuff and loved what I'd added, and I even got a lot of moshing and got my autograph asked (Weird...and I don't like being crowded by people I don't know so it was weird).

Now...the first night, I was rummaging around for my guitar lead and accidently plugged someone's pedal in...I wish I'd gotten a lead with colours or put tape on it. Still struggling, with my a** in the air, the curtain came up...and the new lead guitarist has the wrong lead, guitar won't play, and we're being introduced and cheered for by a few hundred faces, some pretty well known local musicians and other guitar players who'd played way longer than me...and there I am on the floor looking for a lead.

Luckily nobody commented. Nor did they notice when I stuffed my own solo up. (Which happens to everybody, anyway...but I noticed my stuff ups so much).

Also, at the sound check, the guy screamed at me to stop my amp from hissing. Scared the crap out of me.

lupine · Post by **lupine** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:58 am

Timber-WoIf wrote: start movin furniture outta the way, and found a neked 80 somthing year old woman.
...yea, nuff said there.

What?... was she hiding or had someone just misplaced her?

lupine · Post by **lupine** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:15 am

Ok. Now I know that I'm not alone.....

WARNING! If you are easily offended/squeamish, PLEASE, Do not read the rest of this post

Deep Breath....

Going back maybe 10 - 12 years, I used to hang about with the guys, and for my sins, I would smoke a lot of weed.

After one particularly heavy session, I returned home in the early hours, much the worse for wear.

After rummaging through the cupboards for anything tasty i decided that, as i had work in the morning, I should go to bed.

I got in bed and felt, shall we say, a little amorous. I decided to put on one of my 'educational' videos, folded the duvet down, and embarked on a little 'self gratification'
Unfortunately, due to my herbal state of mind, I failed to stay awake to see it through.

I woke next morning to find my TV and Video player turned off........

And my Duvet pulled up under my chin

I dressed, and went down for breakfast. I walked into the kitchen, to be greeted by my mum, who very calmly said...

"Good morning Michael.....You left your TV on again last night you know."

Nothing more was said, but that morning, I swear, something inside me died.

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:26 pm

A golden moment!

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:10 pm

I was looking for a place to put this!

This isnt really an embarrassing or even interesting story but it did happen today!

I work in a pet store and I was just sitting down bored, when a customer comes walking by. So I decide to go behind the register. And I look over to the bird section and there's this old man taking bags of bird seed and stuffing them down his pants!

I was so shocked! And the other girl was in the back eating lunch so I had to go up to him. So I said "Can you please pay for that?" And he had a bag in his hand so he said "Yeah sure" and started walking to the register. Then I said "And the bag you stuffed down your pants too."

Oh man...I guess it was embarrassing! He paid for two bags and I know he had another bag stuffed in his pants but I let him have that bag. Stealing...not so bad. Getting caught...BAD.

And that was my day.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:11 pm

Okay last year i was sitting with my friends at lunch, and this... very attractive girl came by and damn she was FINE!

Usually i'm discrette about this, and don't say any thing. But i I guess my inhibitions missed the bus because. I went and said DAAAAAAMN! out load like you would making a cat call.

She heard me and chewed me infront on the intire student body. I felt so bad aftet that.

lupine · Post by **lupine** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:42 pm

Meheheh

Cool....

and Smooth

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:44 pm

Anubis you idiot! You created a Time Paradox!!

Werewolf-Kin · Post by **Werewolf-Kin** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:12 am

i will add a story of my own, its weired but i dont find it embarassing/funny. its just cool. well as i was sitting in the caf at school, i was waiting for my friend to come down. she said hi and the usuall things. and i told her i had a gift for her, i pulled out this book with wiccan dates and rituals. she loved it and gave me a big hug. i asked if i could see it for a min. so i looked at the day i was born (july 03) and it turnes out that anubis was born on the same day, i showed it to her and she said "wow, i guess that explains alot about you... maybe" we laughed, cryed, and huged again. (we didnt really cry, it was more like a laughing so hard your eyes cry) well thats it.

and White Paw, the prize is still to be announced. i have to find something to send to someone, bull i ll let you know this, i cherrish it every night before i go to sleep.

Werewolf-Kin · Post by **Werewolf-Kin** » Thu May 03, 2007 7:13 am

well im sorry to announce but the prize has been lost. im sorry im not that good at keeping my room clean. when i find it i will let ya u guys know. the prize is actually a actual human bone. its part of the humourus. i bite it and stuff. it tastes so good XP just thinking about it makes me drool... well anyways i want to send it to one of you guys but i dont want to part with it... not just yet

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Thu May 03, 2007 9:31 am

ummm....yeah

creepy

Werewolf-Kin · Post by **Werewolf-Kin** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:16 am

yea its so awsome, i found it and im biting it now!

DarkShadow · Post by **DarkShadow** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:24 am

just yesterday I saw one of my friends in the caf at school, so I went up to her and said hey while taking some of her fries. she turned around and she wasnt my friend!

I was so embaressed

she just stared at me. another classic situation of leap before you look

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Thu May 03, 2007 1:36 pm

That is so gross....

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Thu May 03, 2007 2:25 pm

Werewolf-Kin wrote:well im sorry to announce but the prize has been lost. im sorry im not that good at keeping my room clean. when i find it i will let ya u guys know. the prize is actually a actual human bone. its part of the humourus. i bite it and stuff. it tastes so good XP just thinking about it makes me drool... well anyways i want to send it to one of you guys but i dont want to part with it... not just yet

you are goddamn mental

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Thu May 03, 2007 3:57 pm

Werewolf-Kin wrote:i bite it and stuff. it tastes so good XP just thinking about it makes me drool... well anyways i want to send it to one of you guys but i dont want to part with it... not just yet

Ewww! You can keep it! We dont want your drool.

Lukas · Post by **Lukas** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:03 pm

Werewolf-Kin wrote:well im sorry to announce but the prize has been lost. im sorry im not that good at keeping my room clean. when i find it i will let ya u guys know. the prize is actually a actual human bone. its part of the humourus. i bite it and stuff. it tastes so good XP just thinking about it makes me drool... well anyways i want to send it to one of you guys but i dont want to part with it... not just yet

well there is this

Werewolf-Kin wrote:thats awsome. my friend thinks that if i bite him that he would become a werewolf but i told him you would have to be born with it, well thats what i know for now. anyways my mom says that i have a "mysterious aura" around me. so i wanna know more about it, would you know any info about specific auras? and i know this one spell that actually seals curses/other stuff so they wont come out. im not going to do that to me but maybe to my friend. he says he has a demon in him... i hope it doesnt come out XP

this must explain it

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:23 pm

hrmph

Troo were alert!!

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:38 pm

Anubis wrote:Okay last year i was sitting with my friends at lunch, and this... very attractive girl came by and damn she was FINE!

Usually i'm discrette about this, and don't say any thing. But i I guess my inhibitions missed the bus because. I went and said DAAAAAAMN! out load like you would making a cat call.

She heard me and chewed me infront on the intire student body. I felt so bad aftet that.

Some people just can't take a compliment...

Werewolf-Kin · Post by **Werewolf-Kin** » Fri May 04, 2007 10:28 am

wow a jaw bone. thats so awsome! there was a prize! ill send it, it wont be my bone though. its a stuffed dragon, his wings are a little bit broken but im sure someone can fix it. its red and cute and i cuddle it every night. but i have something else now to cuddle me at night. hehe, my cute little kittie ringo