AWSUM JUAN CABANA SCULPTURES

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:45 pm

Nice yet kreepy..but kreepy is kool

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:58 pm

These give me cold chills...

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:23 am

Impressive, but a bit too disturbing as household decorations. Even if I wanted a dead fish with a human skull face as a table decoration, I don't think Cathey would. The wife approval rating might rate about 1.4, somewhere between a Women of Budweiser poster and a brand new Falcon Northwest Mach IV gaming PC.

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:31 am

Z wrote:aww come on ppl, these would make great centerpieces, or paperweights, or get-well-soon gifts....

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Maybe a paperweight

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:56 am

Z wrote:aww come on ppl, these would make great centerpieces, or paperweights, or get-well-soon gifts....

If I am ever sick, please dont get me a present >_>

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:05 am

wow, get well present, I would take the second one. Ive seen the second one before, but the rest are new to me. They are pretty cool and also creepy, like joker said.

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:19 am

Very cool find! I can appreciate how he makes mythical creatures more realistic by giving them a body. And he did a flawless job!

lupine · Post by **lupine** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:31 pm

Yeah I seen these before, didn't know who was the culprit tho

I think theyre pretty cool, I love the wolf fish

I love this guy tho http://www.koerperwelten.de/en.html

Dreamer · Post by **Dreamer** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:01 pm

Why is it that those creepy mermaid things remind me of PT Barnum's Fejee Mermaid? And is the human part made out of monkey bones, or what?

Set · Post by **Set** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:33 pm

Dreamer wrote:And is the human part made out of monkey bones, or what?

Would almost have to be. People are real touchy about dead things, especially dead humans, and I doubt many people would donate their relatives for some guy to make a "mermaid" out of them.

I love dead things. Bones especially. But that's just me.

Very cool stuff, though not at all a new concept. People were making the "mermaids" quite some time ago.

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:47 pm

disgusting

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:33 pm

YOU'LL NEVER TURN ME INTO A SCULPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Look at what Z posted under pointless talking)

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:12 pm

As long as no one is actively killing me for the parts; hey, if I'm not using them any more, I'm OK with doing something with them. Granted, I want first dibs on my organs to people on the donor waiting list. Two kidneys, two corneas, a liver, two lungs--non-smoking, a heart--bit of a family coronary history, but still under warranty--I've got some prime components. But, after those are harvested, if the rest can be applied towards something constructive, then by all means, have at it.

Unless there's a way to freeze the brain and transcribe its contents onto a digital medium for subsequent transhumanist reconstruction. Then watch the brain. The fifth toe, however, all yours. I have no idea why it has so many nerve endings that have to fire whenever I bump it into furniture; you'd think it were a vital organ.

DarkShadow · Post by **DarkShadow** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:22 pm

that's creepy...but so awesome

lupine · Post by **lupine** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:27 pm

Hey, if they can salvage anything worth having from my warm corpse, they're welcome to it, and if it means that I end up as a novelty coffee table or an ornamental hatstand, then cool

. At least it means that I will have proved my teacher wrong, and amounted to something

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:08 pm

Z wrote:i dont mean to be selfish, but i neeeeedd yoooouuu too diiiieeee foorrr mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:43 pm

*opens will*

Dear family,
Please donate my body to that Cabana guy so he can make my corpse into a mermaid-with-fangs corpse. Thanks.

Aki · Post by **Aki** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:51 am

Kinda creepy, but he's definately got talent. They look rather real as opposed to something slapped together.

The second one is my favorite.

Piranhas ain't got nothing on that.

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:55 am

Z wrote:for this is how u live forever. as ART. hahaha. (hey its true)

I really do not like the fact that you posted the "I want you to did for me" underneath my fill in the blank post...

I mean... what if you knew the correct answer?
[looks over shoulder]

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:53 am

I wonder if they have a smell to them? I want to smell one..