YOUR FIRED
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YOUR FIRED
Fun Things To Say When Your Boss Tells You "YOUR FIRED"
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NO! YOUR Fired
Your mom is fired
YOU CANT FIRE MEE!(stare at him with a menacing glare, say nothing else)
No Im not
I'm sorry i wasnt listening
How do you know
You doo doo head
So what your Iced
AHHH PUT ME OUT
Tell you what, you dont fire me and i wont kill your family
HA ha, thats funny but seriously why did you want to see me
This is because i stole you lucky mug isnt it
Oh Yah! well im holding your garden gnomes hostage untill i get compensation
Hey...Shut up
Nooooooo!
Yes! THANK YOU!
Finally, its about friken time
Fine im ganna go drown my sorrows in an ice cream sandwich
YAY! Unemployment
Fine! But I get the last word. Monkey. there i said it
Im fired, your stupid, but at least i can find another job.
Surprise HAPPY BIRTHDAY! wait, did you just fir me, no cake for you
Oh ya! and your ugly.
Ow...My pride
I swear sir i didnt know she was your wife when i went out with her
(Feel free to add your own, more to be added soon)
NO! YOUR Fired
Your mom is fired
YOU CANT FIRE MEE!(stare at him with a menacing glare, say nothing else)
No Im not
I'm sorry i wasnt listening
How do you know
You doo doo head
So what your Iced
AHHH PUT ME OUT
Tell you what, you dont fire me and i wont kill your family
HA ha, thats funny but seriously why did you want to see me
This is because i stole you lucky mug isnt it
Oh Yah! well im holding your garden gnomes hostage untill i get compensation
Hey...Shut up
Nooooooo!
Yes! THANK YOU!
Finally, its about friken time
Fine im ganna go drown my sorrows in an ice cream sandwich
YAY! Unemployment
Fine! But I get the last word. Monkey. there i said it
Im fired, your stupid, but at least i can find another job.
Surprise HAPPY BIRTHDAY! wait, did you just fir me, no cake for you
Oh ya! and your ugly.
Ow...My pride
I swear sir i didnt know she was your wife when i went out with her
Apharoh:* finishes sweeping the floor* "Adolph its time for you to mop"
Adolph:"you did a terrible job of sweeping"
Apharoh:"So whats your point"
Adolph:"YOU CANT MOP A DIRTY FLOOR APHAROH!"
Apharoh:"Not with that attitude"
Adolph:"you did a terrible job of sweeping"
Apharoh:"So whats your point"
Adolph:"YOU CANT MOP A DIRTY FLOOR APHAROH!"
Apharoh:"Not with that attitude"
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Re: YOUR FIRED
What about my Fired?Apharoh wrote:Fun Things To Say When Your Boss Tells You "YOUR FIRED"
(Feel free to add your own, more to be added soon)
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for life.
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Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for life.
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No, that would be my Ford, which has been on blocks since the mid-1810s.Lupin wrote:It's on my lawn, making my grass brown!Kavik wrote: What about my Fired?
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for life.
- Crazy Ivan (aka Kavik)
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http://www.geocities.com/crazy_ivan_thx11/Talbot.htm
Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for life.
- Crazy Ivan (aka Kavik)
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http://www.geocities.com/crazy_ivan_thx11/Talbot.htm
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The closest I've come to being fired (I've always been self-employed), was when my third-section teacher in culinary academy flunked me out and got me tossed out of the school.
It's not as funny or witty as the above, but as I was walking out of the kitchen/classroom I said loud enough for her to hear, "Cocksucker." Some situations are tailor-made for expletives
It's not as funny or witty as the above, but as I was walking out of the kitchen/classroom I said loud enough for her to hear, "Cocksucker." Some situations are tailor-made for expletives
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Re: YOUR FIRED
HAH HAH this is my favorite!Apharoh wrote: Tell you what, you dont fire me and i wont kill your family