reallly....because I aim to pee.....
STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!
The story today children is called....*drum roll*
LITTLE GHETTO RIDING HO!
Once upon a time, little ghetto was going to bring a basket of drugs to her grandmas house. Her soccer mom van had broken down so she had to walk all the way down the street!
"Oh my god....I have to walk down a street" Little ghetto would say.
On her way down the street, the big bad wolf was cruising down the street in his purple, stretch hummer limo. "Hey Little ghetto! Little ghetto" he called from the window.
"What you want boy!" she replied.
"Hop in baby....we could go for a ride down steamy lane if you know what I mean" he laughed.
"Get away from you little ghetto man!" She cried and beat him over the head and then sprayed mace in his face. Then, walked away to her grandmas.
"Son of a!" The wolf said and watched her butt jiggle as she left.
After a few smokes, Little Ghetto Hood came out of her grandmas house all wobbly. She tried to walk straight and then fumbled into the street.
Suddenly a large purple hummer limo came and rammed into her sending her flying. "Thats what you get!" The wolf cried.
The After Years
The big bad wolf eventually made it to grandmas house and they got married but after a month of marriage the wolf ate her and then died from backhand pot.
Grandmas dead...
And little ghetto riding ho got bumbed out of the NYC and into the ocean where some other animals try to come onto her but eventually she got eaten too.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You had better have enjoyed story time! Because if you didnt! I WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Made by the makers of gouda cheese crackers!
They almost taste like food!
"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There's nothing which can't exist."
"Choose a good path....because you only get to choose once"-Wolf4life
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"-Gir