How to piss off a werewolf

JonathanBaine · Post by **JonathanBaine** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:16 am

Lets forget reason....What would it take to piss off a werewolf?
What would you do to piss off a werewolf?
And, what would happen after you have pissed off a werewolf?

The consequences are obvious....I just want to watch.

WolvenOne · Post by **WolvenOne** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:21 am

hmm...

if I wanted to tick off a werewolf......

I'd kick em in the groin then dive into my rocket-car.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:37 am

JonathanBaine wrote: Lets forget reason....What would it take to piss off a werewolf?
What would you do to piss off a werewolf?
And, what would happen after you have pissed off a werewolf?

The consequences are obvious....I just want to watch.

Four words: Nair and plane tickets.

WolvenOne · Post by **WolvenOne** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:51 am

Four words: Nair and plane tickets.

Good one.... not as painful as I put down, but quite a bit more creative.

JonathanBaine · Post by **JonathanBaine** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:00 am

Yes! Thats what I'm talking about. WolvenOne's answer is my answer, but I'd only do it if its a male.
If its a female, slap it really hard in the a**. And then....Wait a minute...shes turning around and shes.....

...uh oh, time to run!

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:18 am

I do this to my dog when he gets anoying, but if you really want to tick off a canine hit there nose they get all freaked out for a moment then get evil looking

Aki · Post by **Aki** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:39 am

I'd imagine anything that would annoy a Human, or a canine would a Werewolf off.

JonathanBaine · Post by **JonathanBaine** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:41 am

hu?

...Well, here's one. Take away its duckie.

I mean, they'll either be really pist or really sad, probably start crying.

HAHA!

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:14 pm

Its better to be pissed off than pissed on!

ChaosWolf · Post by **ChaosWolf** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:18 pm

Well, first off, you walk up to them, remove your pants/skirt and...

...oh.

How to piss OFF a werewolf.

Nevermind.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:28 pm

Human(sees gestalt ww)-Oh man! I knew werewolves were ugly but you...(laughs)Oh geesh, I feel so bad for you(laughs)you wernt much of a looker as a human but now..

Werewolf-*Growls* *tears out humans throat*

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:29 pm

I think the best way to tick off a werewolf would be with fleas. Mostly because you'd have time to get away while they're scratching.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:13 pm

It really depends on the individual -- we all have our own loves and aggravations, although one difference might be that a werewolf may be offended by a human barking at them or "Talking dog" (EX: "Come on boy, fetch the stick.") to them.

As for how they would react... Well, being that they would lack the proper anatomy to give them a verbal response, any response on the werewolf's part would have to be physical, though not necessarilly violent. I know a lot of people disliked the werewolf in Cursed giving the finger, but a hand gesture like that really would be the height of a werewolf's linguistic abilities. Beyond that, all I can really picture a non-psychotic werewolf doing in retaliation to an insult is immobilizing said human; dangling them upside down, sitting on them, slashing open the seat of their pants -- basically anything that takes little effort and is less painful than it is degrating.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:23 pm

The best way to piss off a werewolf is to show him the full moon!!

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm

Figarou wrote:The best way to piss off a werewolf is to show him the full moon!!

Why not? It works in Fangface (changes into a werewolf if he sees the moon or anything resembling the moon).

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:46 pm

Terastas wrote:
Figarou wrote:The best way to piss off a werewolf is to show him the full moon!!

Why not? It works in Fangface (changes into a werewolf if he sees the moon or anything resembling the moon).

Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing anyone pulling his pant down showing his butt at Fangface.

I meant mooning a werewolf.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:48 pm

an other way to piss off a werewolf is to say a couple of milk bone cracks
then run like hell!!!!!

JonathanBaine · Post by **JonathanBaine** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:12 pm

Lupin wrote:I think the best way to tick off a werewolf would be with fleas. Mostly because you'd have time to get away while they're scratching.

Haha! Thats another I would do. I'd sneak up right behind him and pour the whole canful of fleas over his head. I might not be able to outrun a werewolf, but it would be worth it. I mean, what is he going to do....

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:23 pm

Figarou wrote:Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing anyone pulling his pant down showing his butt at Fangface.

I meant mooning a werewolf.

I know what you meant. But on top of Fangface turning into a werewolf (and beating the crap out of Puggsy shortly thereafter) whenever he saw the moon, he also changed abd beat crap out of when he saw a picture of the moon, a streetlight that reminded him of the moon, and a doorknocker shaped like the moon.

So if the person mooning him's a** was big enough and white enough... You get the idea.

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:57 pm

I'd expect dog jokes to be pretty insulting, but if I wanted to really piss one off, I'd ask one the whereabouts of his or her vampire master.

As far as an exit strategy, I'd like to think I wouldn't be dumb enough to put myself in the situation of having just insulted an angry werewolf to begin with. But, supposing I were, I'd opt for a motorcycle. Plane tickets are good, but the wait at an airport is too long, especially with the increased security screenings. A rocket car is only great if you're not stuck in rush hour; I live near Houston. One slight problem does come to mind; I've never ridden a motorcycle in my life.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:40 am

Terastas wrote:
Figarou wrote:Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing anyone pulling his pant down showing his butt at Fangface.

I meant mooning a werewolf.
I know what you meant. But on top of Fangface turning into a werewolf (and beating the crap out of Puggsy shortly thereafter) whenever he saw the moon, he also changed abd beat crap out of when he saw a picture of the moon, a streetlight that reminded him of the moon, and a doorknocker shaped like the moon.

So if the person mooning him's a** was big enough and white enough... You get the idea.

I see what you mean. Believe it or not, I saw a funny comic about it already. I can't remember if it was from the "Far side."

Koshaw · Post by **Koshaw** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:44 pm

Hmmm Pull his/her tail?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:53 pm

Koshaw wrote:Hmmm Pull his/her tail?

And be that close to a werewolf? Naaa....you need to do something that'll give you time to run.

Something like this-----> :wetwolf4:

Wynd · Post by **Wynd** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:27 pm

Throw squeeky toys at them???

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:29 pm

Wynd wrote:Throw squeeky toys at them???

These aren't ordinary squeeky toys!!! :duckbomb:

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