"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey
I just saw Rob Zombie's Halloween. It sucked. He gave Michael a motive, spent an hour developing it (as opposed to the then minute "this is Michael, he's crazy, oh, s***, now he's escaped" from the original film), and the motive wasn't even good to begin with. They screwed up. They screwed up bad. And then there's what they did with Laurie... Oh, god, why...
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey