How to piss off a werewolf

[Lupin]

Hmm we need an emoticon of a werewolf with a bra on its head now ^^'

Something like this?

[Figarou]

Hmm we need an emoticon of a werewolf with a bra on its head now ^^'

Something like this?

heh....with several people here thats good with editing these wolf icons...I can expect someone to jump right on it.

[Koshaw]

Woot! Sniffle its beautiful!

[Scott Gardener]

Fianna or Stargazer myself. (The tribe, not the Dio/Blackmore's Rainbow song.) But, I've contemplated trying to play a Red Talon, just for the challenge of doing something with the role other than psychotic killer.

It's conceivable that a werewolf could get the idea of using one's empowerment to kill off humans for the sake of the environment. I could just as easily see someone using the anonymity of the alternate form to be a sort of superhero. Obviously, I'm not the first to think of either of these ideas--the eco-terrorist or the "Wolfman and Robin" concept.

But, the eco-terrorist werewolf wouldn't get very far as one single being against six billion people. The one most effective way such a being could make real headway at destroying humanity would be to bite and to spread purposefully lycanthropy to anyone and everyone one could, launching an epidemic. The lack of such an epidemic makes this story implausible, unless the werewolf who has the idea is a newcomer--in which case, there's a great story idea with a built-in sense of urgency--stop this rogue individual before he wipes out humanity. He'd be a villain with whom many could feel quite sympathetic, as human behavior indeed has been less than ideal over the last two millennia.

[Terastas]

But, the eco-terrorist werewolf wouldn't get very far as one single being against six billion people. The one most effective way such a being could make real headway at destroying humanity would be to bite and to spread purposefully lycanthropy to anyone and everyone one could, launching an epidemic. The lack of such an epidemic makes this story implausible, unless the werewolf who has the idea is a newcomer--in which case, there's a great story idea with a built-in sense of urgency--stop this rogue individual before he wipes out humanity. He'd be a villain with whom many could feel quite sympathetic, as human behavior indeed has been less than ideal over the last two millennia.

It's certainly a possibility, especially assuming the government takes an interest in concealing werewolves, thus anyone he bites would sooner or later be on a list of people scheduled to disappear. With that in mind, he might become an eco-protector not by infecting humans at large, but just those that directly pose a threat to his or any other habitat. If say, some crooked politican was bending over for the lumber industry, there would be an ensuing manhunt if he killed said politician. However, if all he did was bite him, he couldn't make the attack public for fear of ridicule, and if the CIA and up don't know about lycanthropy before then, they will know about it the first time he shapeshifts and be quick to cover it up for them.

Or even better: he conceals his lycanthropy the same way the original werewolf does: by escaping into the woodland area he was originally lobbying to have turned into lumber and suddenly develops the same dependency on the area as the werewolf (there's a similar event in the book I'm writing: a bunch of arms industry puppets lobby that werekin are monsters, so a group of werekin ambush the ones that come out in the open and infect them; two weeks later they're lobbying for werekin relief funds).

[Kavik]

It's certainly a possibility, especially assuming the government takes an interest in concealing werewolves, thus anyone he bites would sooner or later be on a list of people scheduled to disappear. With that in mind, he might become an eco-protector not by infecting humans at large, but just those that directly pose a threat to his or any other habitat. If say, some crooked politican was bending over for the lumber industry, there would be an ensuing manhunt if he killed said politician. However, if all he did was bite him, he couldn't make the attack public for fear of ridicule, and if the CIA and up don't know about lycanthropy before then, they will know about it the first time he shapeshifts and be quick to cover it up for them.

Or even better: he conceals his lycanthropy the same way the original werewolf does: by escaping into the woodland area he was originally lobbying to have turned into lumber and suddenly develops the same dependency on the area as the werewolf (there's a similar event in the book I'm writing: a bunch of arms industry puppets lobby that werekin are monsters, so a group of werekin ambush the ones that come out in the open and infect them; two weeks later they're lobbying for werekin relief funds).

That's ingenius; using your enemies against themselves! I'm lovin' it!

[Raina The Werewolf Queen]

Pull there tail
Call them a dog
Shave off there fur
drool on him
put bubble gum in his hair
what else????

[Shadow Wulf]

put peanut butter on their hair,
set the tail on fire when hes not looking,
show them thehowling seguels
throwing a stick telling him to play fetch,
pour hair die all over them.

[Terastas]

I suppose there are plenty of ways they could name-call them: Mongrel, Furball, Fleabag, and such, but if a werewolf could always just counteract with something like Baldy, Monkeyboy or Snack once back in human form, right?

[Scott Gardener]

Actually, if you're a werewolf, you don't need a snappy retort, just an empty stomach. It's not like they can outrun you.

[Raina The Werewolf Queen]

let see.......hmmm...............ummm......MAKE ME ONE!!!!!!!!!!

[Anubis]

Pull there tail
Call them a dog
Shave off there fur
drool on him
put bubble gum in his hair
what else????

uhhh shove a fire craker up his butt while he sleeps

[Kzinistzerg]

tyhat will piss off anyone...

[Raina The Werewolf Queen]

[Anubis]

lights fire craker *boom* with a bad hernia!! ouch!!!!! aroooooooooooo!!!

[Terastas]

Actually, if you're a werewolf, you don't need a snappy retort, just an empty stomach. It's not like they can outrun you.

True, but then you'd inevitably have to come up with a story to tell your local proctologist to explain how a retainer got up there.

Although I could picture a werewolf making a visual reference at such an implication, like not really eating him, but licking his lips, patting his gut and/or giving him the "the better to see you with" look.

Or for human and wolf form alike, you can pretty much demonstrate disconcern in any insults with a well-rendered belch in the face. Trust me, it works.

[Kavik]

Or for human and wolf form alike, you can pretty much demonstrate disconcern in any insults with a well-rendered belch in the face. Trust me, it works.

For some wolves, that could be a turnon; shows that you know how to eat well.

[Terastas]

For some wolves, that could be a turnon; shows that you know how to eat well.

Which is why it's use should be restricted to humans and werewolves born as humans only.

And besides, what are the odds that you'd need a snappy comeback because a wolf called you Stumpy?

[Lupin]

And besides, what are the odds that you'd need a snappy comeback because a wolf called you Stumpy?

I'd say about two to the power of two hundred and sixty-seven thousand seven hundred and nine to one against.

[Kavik]

And besides, what are the odds that you'd need a snappy comeback because a wolf called you Stumpy?

The real risk is that some strange wolf is gonna come up and call me "Beta"!

[Silverclaw]

Hmmm, a WW wouldnt like being captured and put into a zoo

[Lupin]

Hmmm, a WW wouldnt like being captured and put into a zoo

Shouldn't be too hard to escape though. Knock out the guy feeding you, shift, and steal his clothes.

[Silverclaw]

Yeah, but I'm sure it would be an irritating and embarssing situation

[Lupin]

Yeah, but I'm sure it would be an irritating and embarssing situation

It'd be more embarassing for the zookeeper after he woke up naked in the werewolf pen, though.

[Shadow Wulf]

lol, it would be . imagine what he would tell to his packmembers.
"uuuuh, sorry i was late. i just escaped from a zoo"