Renorei wrote:Things I'd do:
-"mark my territory" on my neighbor's possessions. I.e. Bill's prized BBQ grill
-howl really loudly outside the windows of people that have to wake up early in the morning
-make deep scratches in any vehicle that is obviously a vanity car
-leave piles of feces in the yards of people who don't have dogs, so they'll blame their neighbor's dog and amusing bickering will ensue
I kept all the ones on the list that, were I still in Ipswich, I might have been crazy and/or pissed off enough to do. The last one I think would be especially amusing because (and I'm saying this as cleanly as possible), as someone that is both wolf
and man, the, uh. . . "present" a werewolf would leave them might look like it came from a wolf
or a man. The victim might blame the neighbor's dog, but he might also blame the neighbor and/or his kids too.
I have a feeling that if a werewolf did live in suburbia, he'd eventually stoop to messing with his neighbors like that too. A werewolf's foremost concern should be his anonymity, which means he would highly value his privacy, which in turn means having a bunch of nosy neighbors would seriously wear on him. I think the first response would be to move into the city (where most people won't give half a crap what their neighbors are doing), but if circumstances kept them from moving, I think they'd soon become the cranky jerk all the other neighbors never talk to but frequently talk about and whose house they make their kids skip on Halloween.
That would be an awesome
right....
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