werewolf perks

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:51 am

Perk こ: It's much easier to dig holes in the back yard now.

Vilkacis wrote:長所:　人間はワーウルフの言辞を分からない。

Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy

Brian: Hey, do you hear that?
Peter: What?
Brian: Sounds like someone's screaming.
Peter: What is it boy? What are you trying to say?
Brian: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Peter: Trouble at the old mill?
Brian: What, are you insane?
Peter: Somebody fall through the ice?
Brian: It's summer.
Peter: Bobcat?
Brian: unenthusiastic barking
Peter: Loretta's in trouble! Come on, boy!

wolf marine wrote:perk-chicks like dogs

And we have come full-circle.[/b]

LoboLEO · Post by **LoboLEO** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:22 am

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:41 am

LoboLEO · Post by **LoboLEO** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:51 am

Shadow Wulf wrote:OFF Topic
umm thank you for the spanish correction, LobLEO . but you didnt have to bring it up agien sense Velkacis corrected me agien.My spanish is bad as well. pero, tu sabes mas que nadie que yo me canta tu dibujo's

Gracias a usted, bobo, lol just J/K
IN TOPIC: Not a Perk: your allowed to take over tommy verceittis mansion

I was helping Velkarcis...not correcting you ^^u, anyway. and oh yes I forgot reply your pm, thanks for your salute

Grand theaf auto stuff? XD...I haven't played san andres yet...time time ...T-T

Perk: you can lick your nose..

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:02 pm

not a perk- being the family pet.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:31 pm

not a perk-girls don't like harry guys, or at least not from my experance

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:13 pm

More Perks:
1. You can get away with saying "I literally wolfed my food down" and be correct
2. You're actually safer in dark alleys and alone, away from witnesses

More Not Perks:
1. Dog jokes
2. Having to grit your teeth and bear it whenever children are told about the three pigs or Little Red
3. More teeth to brush

Attacking the Duckie Star:

Stay on topic!
The duckies are coming in too fast!
Stay on topic!
Aahhh!!! (explosion)
(fires proton torpedoes)

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:03 pm

not a perk: permission to kill Lance Vance Dance for betraying Tommy Vercetti

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:24 pm

perk-check out those massive pecks
not a perk- and you hated car horns before

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:42 pm

Shadow Wulf wrote:not a perk: permission to kill Lance Vance Dance for betraying Tommy Vercetti

I don't understand that at all.

Not a perk: You keep having to adjust the color balance on your computer monitor.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:37 pm

not a perk-get slammed with a resteraining order after hummping your niebor's leg.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:44 pm

wolf marine wrote:not a perk-get slammed with a resteraining order after hummping your niebor's leg.

He'd have to figure out it was you first. Not to mention:

Neighbor: Your honor, a werewolf was humping my leg.
Judge: Do I have the power to declare people insane?

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:56 pm

not a perk-foget the stakes you get kibles and bits

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:48 pm

Not a Perk - You keep getting fur in your food!

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:54 pm

Perk- Can run around naked outside

Not a Perk- Have a million of those sticky roller things cause of all the fur on your clothes

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:00 pm

Not a perk: Having to look for a place that sells werewolf-sized flea collars.

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:11 pm

Not a Perk- And you thought public bathrooms smelled bad before....

Perk-People dont think your insane when you howl at the moon

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:36 pm

perk-you get to be a bad a** marine
not a perk-first to be drafted

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:40 pm

perk- not having to work in the kitchen cause too much hair falls into the room.
not a perk- forgets to change the toilet paper

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:06 pm

Perk: It's really easy to hang a spoon on your nose.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:08 pm

Perk: You're a lot less likely to get sunburned when you go outside during the summer.

Not a perk: You're a lot less likely to go outside during the summer.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:11 pm

Not a perk- No matter were in the world you are outword doodles will hunt you down for using bad grammar.
Not a perk- Can't talk well/use good grammar because of snout/elongated mouth

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:13 pm

outwarddoodles wrote:Not a Perk - You keep getting fur in your food!

.... and in your bed.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:29 pm

not a perk-the nebore hood made a pittion so you'll have to stop howling in the middle of the night.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:30 pm

Perk: You can stick your head out the car window.