werewolf perks

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:33 pm

perk: you can use the bathroom in neihbors yard.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:35 pm

Shadow Wulf wrote:not a perk: you can use the bathroom in neihbors yard.

i consider that a perk

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:45 pm

Shadow Wulf wrote:not a perk: you can use the bathroom in neihbors yard.

That'd be a perk if the neighbor ever annoyed me.

WolvenOne · Post by **WolvenOne** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:15 am

Hmm, Werewolf perks....

Well, if you're a born werewolf boy, having chest-hair before any other kid in the class. ;)

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:29 am

Perk: If your car breaks down, walking everywhere isn't all that bad anymore.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:30 pm

Problem:
Static electricity.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:10 pm

Not a perk: No pockets.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:53 pm

Lupin wrote:Not a perk: No pockets.

How about a pouch? "Howling III: The Marsupials"

I hated that movie

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:45 pm

not a perk-no sweat glands
not a perk-weirdos keep asking you to bite them
not a perk-figarou won't stop pelting you with rubber duckies
not a perk-you can't get tattoos because of the fur

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:54 pm

wolf marine wrote:not a perk-no sweat glands

Perk: You can pant without getting a headache.

not a perk-you can't get tattoos because of the fur

Two words: Hair dye.

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:46 pm

Perk: You can lick your nose
Perk: If someone splashes blood on your fur coat, it's not because you killed a baby seal for it
Perk: You can be the perfect calendar figure, for the Audoban Society or the Sierra Club

Not a Perk: Having to howl every time an ambulance siren blares
Not a Perk: Putting up with bad movie stereotypes, like the guy in Howling IV who melts
into a puddle before going on a killing spree
Not a Perk: Sitting in chairs that aren't designed for tails

And, Not a Perk: Having to break the news to a friend that the creature in his nightmares is you.

Written in a small font, because I don't want to get off topic:

Yes, someone I know at one of my four different work places has recently approached me and told me that he, too, is interested in werewolves. I didn't talk with him about therianthropy, however, because as soon as he brought it up, he started talking about how he had reoccurring dreams about werewolves as monstrous, demonic minions of Satan, which were out to get him. He then went on to talk about werewolves as possibly existing in some metaphysical sense. I was not about to tell him that I was on some level his personal demon. At least, not up front. I might test the waters over time, but it's obviously going to be a long and complicated process, that could easily do damage unless done right.

waywolf · Post by **waywolf** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:31 pm

not a perk: every b**** in town wants you.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:26 pm

Scott Gardener wrote:Not a Perk: Sitting in chairs that aren't designed for tails

Perk: Folding chairs and posture-pedic chairs are cheaper anyway.

Not a perk: Your shirt and shoes might still fit, but your pants definitely will not.

waywolf wrote:not a perk: every b**** in town wants you.

Not a perk? Speak for yourself!

Although... Well, I guess the reverse would not be a perk; the guys would all be interested just as much in the lady werewolves... And lets face it, when it comes to the call of the wild, guy dogs tend to be less, er... discrete about it.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:42 pm

waywolf wrote:not a perk: every b**** in town wants you.

i consider that a perk, hey ladies

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:10 pm

Yes, someone I know at one of my four different work places has recently approached me and told me that he, too, is interested in werewolves. I didn't talk with him about therianthropy, however, because as soon as he brought it up, he started talking about how he had reoccurring dreams about werewolves as monstrous, demonic minions of Satan, which were out to get him. He then went on to talk about werewolves as possibly existing in some metaphysical sense. I was not about to tell him that I was on some level his personal demon. At least, not up front. I might test the waters over time, but it's obviously going to be a long and complicated process, that could easily do damage unless done right.

Two of my cousins, one on etheir side, are interested in shapeshifting or becoming animals, I just don't think they are as interested as I am in werewolves. These stay to little pretend games. Otherwise I've met no one else who cares. When ever I hear something relating to therianthropy apon the internet I never bring it up, and I won't unless I'm quite sure thats what it is because I don't want to bring anyone into that concept and then trick themselves.

waywolf · Post by **waywolf** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:24 pm

wolf marine wrote:
waywolf wrote:not a perk: every b**** in town wants you.
i consider that a perk, hey ladies

i guess so...

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:33 pm

not a perk: has power outages for almost 2 hours just when you brought your friend over and play Goldeneyes: rogue agent(like what happem to me

)

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:40 pm

Perk: A+'s!

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:57 am

Perk: You can scare the crap out of people.
Not a Perk: You scare the crap out of people.

jwoulf · Post by **jwoulf** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:16 pm

Lupin wrote:Perk: You can stick your head out the car window.

I already do that in my Mercedes at times when the windows fog up...

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:59 pm

not a perk-they don'y check your temp oraly its a bit, down under.

jwoulf · Post by **jwoulf** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:09 am

wolf marine wrote:perk-you get to sniff dogs butts
not a perk-you get to sniff dogs butts

LOLZORZ!

Perk - you get to sniff female werewolves.... uh... nevermind...

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:17 pm

perk- revenge

not a perk- children will pull your tail

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:39 pm

perk: the ladies love big harry men

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:45 pm

not a perk: Shaves legs (or is that a perk?)