You guys realize that if there really are werewolves, each one of you have put yourselves in the "I'll pull out my own fangs without novocaine before I bite any of you" club. No werewolf would even sneeze in your general direction, lest you start to shift...
These jokes are terrible!
Keep them going!
RedEye: The Wulf and writer who might really be a Kitsune...
RedEye wrote:You guys realize that if there really are werewolves, each one of you have put yourselves in the "I'll pull out my own fangs without novocaine before I bite any of you" club. No werewolf would even sneeze in your general direction, lest you start to shift...
These jokes are terrible!
Keep them going!
I can live with that. Knowing me, I'd probably hold out until I could find a werecat anyway.
(Which I'm sure is something else a werewolf would find really offensive).
Though if you think about it, nothing would piss a werewolf off more than this:
"ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! THIS MAN IS A WEREWOLF!!!"
. . .with a bullhorn, on a busy street or in a shopping mall maybe.
Terastas wrote:
Though if you think about it, nothing would piss a werewolf off more than this:
"ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! THIS MAN IS A WEREWOLF!!!"
. . .with a bullhorn, on a busy street or in a shopping mall maybe.
Heh....who's going to believe him? Unless he some how makes the werewolf shift in front of everyone. And if that happens, he'd better run for his life!!
I have to agree with you on that,i would'nt run though,i would let him bite me.
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.
*pokes* Hey wolfie,nice costume,where did you buy it? *pulls his tail*
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.
You have been a bad wolfie,here...have some silver. *throws a silver necklace at him*
Could you do me a favor you furry thing you? bite me!
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.