I sit in my car, eating a bag of potato chips, just narrowly escaping the spikes trips the cops think that will stop me. I laugh at their attempt,"They always seem so worked up about about this kinda thing." I think to myself.
Driving into the woods, I'd planned my route days before, I make towards the river. Unfortunelty for the foolish humans there just so happens to be a cliff in front of it. Shame.
My cars hurtles downwards, and after it hits I kick once at the window and pull myself out of the sinking wreck. I hold me breath for a couple minutes, but I could hold it for longer if the needs be, and I swim up stream towards the back, covered in trees.
I climb out, shift and start wondering how long before they'll find me again. I grin as I run off into the distance.


